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Scottish Girl Close Second In Belly Button Jewellery Contest

Bergen

ADC
Joint winners were from Florida:-



Close second was from Glasgow:-



:thumright:

RM
 
Bergen said:
Joint winners were from Florida:-



Close second was from Glasgow:-



:thumright:

RM

The bottom one could quite easily pass off as one of my patients. Or one of my colleagues but thats another story. I have to take cover in the ambulance when you moves her arms too quickly due to the bingo wings. It aint pretty :thumright:
 

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Lantern Swinger
Re: Scottish Girl Close Second In Belly Button Jewellery Con

it looks like a fatbloke has crawled up her top and stuck his arse out.

or she has her arse on backwards :D
 
Re: Scottish Girl Close Second In Belly Button Jewellery Con

-buggy- said:
it looks like a fatbloke has crawled up her top and stuck his arse out.

or she has her arse on backwards :D

I bet like all fat birds she thinks she looks good in Lycra

dink :puke:
 

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Lantern Swinger
Re: Scottish Girl Close Second In Belly Button Jewellery Con

how can you be sure thats not a nipple piercing lol
 
Re: Scottish Girl Close Second In Belly Button Jewellery Con

Bergen said:
Joint winners were from Florida:-


Sorry, I didn't notice their belly buttons... I never got down that far! :biggrin:
 

NZ_Bootneck

War Hero
Re: Scottish Girl Close Second In Belly Button Jewellery Con

Fat birds need lovin' too, so Blobby tells me. :thumright:
 
Re: Scottish Girl Close Second In Belly Button Jewellery Con

NZ_Bootneck said:
Fat birds need lovin' too, so Blobby tells me. :thumright:

You fat NZB??? o_O I always thought you were a handsome, slim, librarian. Too much time leafing through Dewey and too little time reshelving books methinks! ;)

What is Blobbs doing at the moment, or is this an inappropriate place to post it ;)
 

NZ_Bootneck

War Hero
Re: Scottish Girl Close Second In Belly Button Jewellery Con

Librarian!! Do you mind, I work for a living! Front-Line Reference Staff if you please. The rest of the description is pretty accurate though.
I did however write a farewell message to a colleague in Dewey, using the Catalogue to find the words 'Best' (A cookery book) 'Luck' (Self help BS manual) and 'National Library' (A review of the NZNL's Acquisition Policy), ah the things we do on a quiet afternoon, used up five minutes anyhow, between requests for material on John Deere tractors and for material by the Marquis de Sade, by a 'gentlemen' in a stained overcoat, which is kept in the stacks in an effort to reduce staining on the pages. EEEeewww... shudder.
NZB
 
Re: Scottish Girl Close Second In Belly Button Jewellery Con

NZ_Bootneck said:
Librarian!! Do you mind, I work for a living! Front-Line Reference Staff if you please. The rest of the description is pretty accurate though. I did however write a farewell message to a colleague in Dewey, using the Catalogue to find the words 'Best' (A cookery book) 'Luck' (Self help BS manual) and 'National Library' (A review of the NZNL's Acquisition Policy), ah the things we do on a quiet afternoon, used up five minutes anyhow, between requests for material on John Deere tractors and for material by the Marquis de Sade, by a 'gentlemen' in a stained overcoat, which is kept in the stacks in an effort to reduce staining on the pages. EEEeewww... shudder.
NZB

Tsk Standards

:dwarf: :thumright:
 

dondon

MIA
Re: Scottish Girl Close Second In Belly Button Jewellery Con

We had a patient on the Operating Table a couple of months ago about the same size as her , Urology Case so legs in the styrups , i was asked to get in there to stick some plastic sheeting under her arse , a deep breath & in i went , took a bit longer than i thought {should have worn a BASCA} , was like the Mersey Tunnell , could have got my head up there , finaly cracked it , got up & turned round to find all the girls with big smiles on there faces , swines , lol , :pukel:
 
Re: Scottish Girl Close Second In Belly Button Jewellery Con

dondon said:
We had a patient on the Operating Table a couple of months ago about the same size as her , Urology Case so legs in the styrups , i was asked to get in there to stick some plastic sheeting under her arse , a deep breath & in i went , took a bit longer than i thought {should have worn a BASCA} , was like the Mersey Tunnell , could have got my head up there , finaly cracked it , got up & turned round to find all the girls with big smiles on there faces , swines , lol , :pukel:

Went to a delivery at an address about 2 months ago, woman on her knees leaning over the sofa screaming etc. Woman is a right howler and as she pushes she drops her bat and follows through over the floor in front of us. My colleague then walks out after the baby is delivered and without batting an eyelid says "Shes just a big fat pig" Had to be there but i laughed my tits off because he was pretty well on the mark. :thumright:
 
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