Scottish Firm In The Poo

dondon

MIA
brazenhussy said:
So I can understand this is meant in humour-- but in all honesty I don't think I'd see the funny side of this if a pile of tissue wrapped poo landed on my door mat!!!!! :evil: :evil:

http://news.sky.com/skynews/article/0,,30100-1258062,00.html

Niether would I "BH" , sick , another dumbing down of decency standards , I'm not a prude by any standards but all this shite [no pun intended] is leading to a moral collapse in basic standards , sorry must get out of my pulpit ,
 

Shakey

War Hero
They're only plastic turds anyway so what's the point?

At least the ones I send to Blair are real.
 
Some sick boys in my schooldays used to place plastic poo on our teachers' chairs, so of course we were all in the shit afterwards! :roll: One placed the real McCoy on a teacher's chair once... After being publically barbecued he didn't do it again! :lol: I think he'll be a fairly senior police officer by now! :lol: :lol: :lol: Takes all sorts, so they say!
 

NZ_Bootneck

War Hero
Shakey said:
They're only plastic turds anyway so what's the point?

At least the ones I send to Blair are real.
Ah ha got you, you poo poster now you're for it.
NZB
(Norman Zebediah Brown..Gordon's brother)
 
It could be worse you could work at say a certain college where all the grown up kiddies go and be told by the cleaners we are not cleaning this you do it!

Then your boss man tells you to clean it up.


 

slim

War Hero
Backpacker
Best inform your boss that it's not in the terms and conditions of your contract. Inform him that if he wishes to do the task however you have no objection to this. If you are in a union get them involved. If not join, when serving I was a typical serviceman of the time and thought unions a waste of space. It took me two years of working in civilian life before I joined. Wish I'd done it sooner.
 
slim said:
Backpacker
Best inform your boss that it's not in the terms and conditions of your contract. Inform him that if he wishes to do the task however you have no objection to this. If you are in a union get them involved. If not join, when serving I was a typical serviceman of the time and thought unions a waste of space. It took me two years of working in civilian life before I joined. Wish I'd done it sooner.
Slim

Was not me but a person I know who sent it by e mail. No names no pack drill!!

I would have told him no way am I moving that. Would have gone to the local paper etc. I believe the LADIES is not much better. Nothing amazes me these days.
 
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