Scottish Diplomacy

#1
Just came across this one,if its already been out there,my apologies.


The following is a true bit of Scottish Diplomacy:

One thing about blokes from Scotland is that their hearts and humour are always in the right place!
Jimmy MacDonald, a City Councillor from Glasgow, was asked on a local live radio talk show, just what he thought about the allegations of torture of suspected terrorists. His reply prompted his ejection from the studio, but to thunderous applause from the audience.

His statement:

'If hooking up one rag head terrorist's testicles to a car battery gets the truth out of the lying little camel shagger to save just one Scottish soldier’s life, then I have only three things to say, Red is positive, Black is negative, and make sure his nuts are wet.'
 
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#4
Just came across this one,if its already been out there,my apologies.


The following is a true bit of Scottish Diplomacy:

One thing about blokes from Scotland is that their hearts and humour are always in the right place!
Jimmy MacDonald, a City Councillor from Glasgow, was asked on a local live radio talk show, just what he thought about the allegations of torture of suspected terrorists. His reply prompted his ejection from the studio, but to thunderous applause from the audience.

His statement:

'If hooking up one rag head terrorist's testicles to a car battery gets the truth out of the lying little camel shagger to save just one Scottish soldier’s life, then I have only three things to say, Red is positive, Black is negative, and make sure his nuts are wet.'
Myth busted!

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#7
Comments like these are bound to generate a wave of shock among many.
He should be put in a cell not allowed Ohm. Some of the listeners are positive he was making a plug for anti Islamic groups.
Negative attitudes lead to terminal damage of relations with Muslim groups and the atmosphere in the studio whilst electric, was charged with static tension, that could have discharged itself into violence.
Then they would have seen every one Pylon to the the bright spark.

Taxi standing by........
 
#8
Comments like these are bound to generate a wave of shock among many.
He should be put in a cell not allowed Ohm. Some of the listeners are positive he was making a plug for anti Islamic groups.
Negative attitudes lead to terminal damage of relations with Muslim groups and the atmosphere in the studio whilst electric, was charged with static tension, that could have discharged itself into violence.
Then they would have seen every one Pylon to the the bright spark.

Taxi standing by........
An electric one I assume or are you resisting this mode due to lack of financial capacity..time to run?
 
#13
Yes it needs Jump starting, and as Flags says the Specific Gravity need checking.
That should bring it down to earth.
Socket to the cable locker.
 
#17
Topstop...get yer own train of thought you plagiarising bastard...and group off :bounce: Submariner 'speak' now fur Christ sake.....I think this threads on the verge of 'shorting' out......sludge around yer plates...and we all know how that feels....
 
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