Scientists unveil new device to ensure domestic harmony!

slim

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What a stupid invention, trouser zips can cause plenty of pain, think how much a pissed off woman with this fitted could do.
 
slim said:
What a stupid invention, trouser zips can cause plenty of pain, think how much a pissed off woman with this fitted could do.
I'm amazed they haven't been banned on safety grounds. The amount of NHS casualty time taken up by liberating male foreskins from their iron jaws! :twisted: Mind you, I think they must have GUTS to do it, I mean how embarrassing before a young female nurse!!! :oops: I just parted the zip and dabbed on the iodine... OOW! :roll:
 
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