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Amy Winehouse with her knockers out

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#1
So I was wondering in the name of science - given the legendary matelot rule that there's no bird too ugly to shag, does this rule apply to knocking one out?

SCIENCE EXAMPLE: Were you to be presented with a picture of noted crack-hound and part time singer Amy Winehouse with her funbags ready for inspection, would it be possible to complete the act?

Answers on a soggy postcard please.

I raise this question, as I've seen the picture, and she's far too rats for me.
 

Dicky

Lantern Swinger
#3
Amy Winehouse: Couldn't shag that bag for laughing....lol...oh for fcks sake what a thought......aaaaaaarrrrggggggggg gargle gargle....yeuk....ye Gods.....

Rather shag a bootneck with steaming bats on....
 
#5
Right, i've had a think...

I'm generally not that picky, but there are some limits, I don't want more crabs than absolutely necessarry and I don't like AIDs except on Tuesdays!

This being said, if it was Amy Winehouse looking like this then i'd jump in elbow deep:



But if it she was looking like this, i'd need 2 bin liners, a bottle of jack daniels and an antiseptic bath...
 
#7
Dicky said:
Amy Winehouse: Couldn't shag that bag for laughing....lol...oh for fcks sake what a thought......aaaaaaarrrrggggggggg gargle gargle....yeuk....ye Gods.....

Rather shag a bootneck with steaming bats on....
You'd stand more of a chance with Amy...as if Royal would wear Bats!!
Its got tits and holes in the right places, FFS you call yourself Matelots! Get a grip of yourselves!
I voted YES, BTW! Old Skool innit!
 

tug1970

Lantern Swinger
#10
any port in storm I would shag it but she have have the paper bag treatment
going of the thread would you win pull the pig if you trapped
amy winehouse
 
#13
Every time I see Amy Winehouse, she reminds me of Cruella DeVille. Not the one with the dalmations, but the Gosport crack whore from the early/mid 1990s.

She used to be seen staggering round Gosport on a Friday or Saturday night (usually near the George & Dragon), in a short skirt and fishnet/lace tights, face caked in make up and hair like the bride of Frankenstein.

Anyone remember her? Did anyone actually shag her? 8O

Edited for mong spelling.
 
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