sayings

pass me another midshipman ...this ones split ...... any more weird sayings out there ? :grin:

 

I believe I've overheard this one during a Cock 'n' Arse:

"I say - where's the bottle opener?"

"It must be his day aawwf!"

:roll:

 

Is the Chief around?

He is rather.

 

"Good Morning, Joss!"

"You a fuggin' Weather Man now, are ya?!"

:evil: :wink:

 

"Whats in the pie, chef?"

"No one you know"

 

"Something is wrong I smell a hampster"

Nutty

 

"What's the soup?"

"Summer soup"

"What's in it?"

"Summer this, summer that..."

 

The hand that wanks the captain steers the ship

 

What's the turkey like Chef??

Like a big chicken!! :???: :???:

 

what flavour is the duff chef

pink

 

Are the men mustered Sarn't Major?
Mustard Sir, they're f***in' red 'ot!

 

Morning George!
Mornin' Vicar!
Foggy George!
Foggee too Vicar!

 

Don't sit on the gas stove Granny, you're too old to ride the range.

 

Another job chief, I did one last week

 

I musta missed the musts masta


Who's turn in the barrel?


Second leave is best!

 

Many a time I heard:

"You've got a bigger gob than a cow's got c**t" ......

 

I did once hear a USN Officer say, during a particularly heavy rainstorm
' Its pissing like a double cvnted cow on a flat bed rock!' He also came out with ' Damn, I need a cup of coffee like General Custer needed an air strike!'

Strange chap, had a bit of the redneck about him. He would have hated Top Gear's trip to the Deep South.

 

"All them with Fathers one pace step back March"

"Where are you going Smith"

 

In the bedroom my wife often looks down at my tackle and asks "who do you think you are going to satisfy with that?"

My answer "Er, me actually!"

 

Hands to dinner. Men under punishment & stoppage of leave. Fingers to dinner.

I was in Bagdhad when you were in your dads bags.

I didn't know Nelson but his old man was [email protected]

When I joined we didn't have official numbers, we all knew each other. (navy seems to be rapidly approaching this situation now).

When he joined Pontious Pilot was only a naval airman