sayings

[xxspikexx]

pass me another midshipman ...this ones split ...... any more weird sayings out there ? :grin:

 

[sgtpepperband]

I believe I've overheard this one during a Cock 'n' Arse:

"I say - where's the bottle opener?"

"It must be his day aawwf!"

:roll:

 

[higthepig]

Is the Chief around?

He is rather.

 

[sgtpepperband]

"Good Morning, Joss!"

"You a fuggin' Weather Man now, are ya?!"

:evil: :wink:

 

[ditdahditdah]

"Whats in the pie, chef?"

"No one you know"

 

[Nutty]

"Something is wrong I smell a hampster"

Nutty

 

[sgtpepperband]

"What's the soup?"

"Summer soup"

"What's in it?"

"Summer this, summer that..."

 

[slim]

The hand that wanks the captain steers the ship

 

[Stripey_G]

What's the turkey like Chef??

Like a big chicken!! :???: :???:

 

[flatbackpinky]

what flavour is the duff chef

pink

 

[wardmaster]

Are the men mustered Sarn't Major?
Mustard Sir, they're f***in' red 'ot!

 

[wardmaster]

Morning George!
Mornin' Vicar!
Foggy George!
Foggee too Vicar!

 

[wardmaster]

Don't sit on the gas stove Granny, you're too old to ride the range.

 

[slim]

Another job chief, I did one last week

 

[slim]

I musta missed the musts masta


Who's turn in the barrel?


Second leave is best!