saw this and had to pass it on... LOL

Discussion in 'Diamond Lil's' started by Jarhead, Jun 7, 2007.

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  1. The English are feeling the pinch in relation to recent terrorist
    threats and have raised their security level from 'Miffed' to 'Peeved.' Soon, though, security levels may be raised yet again to 'Irritated' or even 'A Bit Cross.' Londoners have not been 'A Bit Cross' since the blitz in 1940 when tea supplies all but ran out. Terrorists have been re-categorized from 'Tiresome' to a 'Bloody Nuisance.' The last time the British issued a 'Bloody Nuisance' warning level was during the great fire of 1666.

    Also, the French government announced yesterday that it has raised its terror alert level from 'Run' to 'Hide.' The only two higher levels in
    France are 'Surrender' and 'Collaborate.' The rise was precipitated by a
    recent fire that destroyed France's white flag factory, effectively
    paralyzing the country's military capability.

    It's not only the English and French that are on a heightened level of
    alert. Italy has increased the alert level from 'Shout Loudly and
    Excitedly' to 'Elaborate Military Posturing.' Two more levels remain
    'Ineffective Combat Operations' and 'Change Sides.'

    The Germans also increased their alert state from 'Disdainful Arrogance' to 'Dress in Uniform and Sing Marching Songs.' They also have two higher levels: 'Invade a Neighbor' and 'Lose' .

    Belgians, on the other hand, are all on holiday as usual, and the only
    threat they are worried about is NATO pulling out of Brussels.

    The Spanish are all excited to see their new submarines ready to deploy. These beautifully designed subs have glass bottoms so the new Spanish navy can get a really good look at the old Spanish navy.
  2. Yea, its bloody funny.

    But i am sure it has been posted already in the jokes section, just so ya know. ;)
  3. Definitely seen it somewhere else; but just as funny second time around. :thumright:

  4. Ninja_Stoker

    Ninja_Stoker War Hero Moderator

    Quality stuff!

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