Discussion in 'Diamond Lil's' started by bigbaddog, Jun 23, 2007.
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"Oi,Bungy,if you listen really hard you can hear the Booties Band marching up and dahn!"
Look at the tits on that Nutty
over ere darlin.....
Fecking hell, I thought I could handle that Merrydown easily, but its done my nut in.
The CT course took a turn for the worse of week 4 with their "earwigging" techniques!
Woman: "That must have been some fucking explosion out there in the bay!"
Brilliant. PMSL :toothy7:
Lady (thinks) The middle sailor's got a nice bum. Pity he's a rough matelot and more the pity I'm married.
The middle matelot (thinks) Janner, why the f*ck don't you come closer as I can't poke your ear with my finger.
Janner's (thinks) What's that women in black doing to that baby sailor in white. I want to be a skin again.
The skin (thinks) when I'm older I'll look like Janner. Nooooooooooo!
Meanwhile the sailor at the end, Nutty, is gazing at the azure sky above set with white fluffy clouds and reflecting that they look just the same as those in Mazarron.
Of course I wouldnt tell anyone.
Two's company,three's a crowd.
:threaten: "Excuse me Janner thats my Nana"
"Now the boats sailed lads I suppose we will have to get the train to Faslane"
Next time we'll try it using parachutes!
Nice of the Iranians to drop our lads off!
A gift from Heaven to the denizens of Plymouth.
Jack had always loved to play the "hide from Santa game".
The Royal Navy Sleeping Demonstration Team was never a big crowd puller at Navy Days.
I see the FAA have been testing parachutes again!
All I said was what'll we do during Make 'n' Mend!
Another post 9 o'clockers fart game goes disasterously wrong!
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