SAROPS ON!!

[Waspie]

She certainly bled a fair bit, also, in the first phot it looks like the invisible man is about to have a wazz in your loo!

Never saw that until you mentioned it!!! LOL

 

[Ballistic]

Hope Mrs W has a speedy recovery

Have you managed to get the broken glass out of your plughole?

 

[Chris P]

Seriously, how's your house insurance, I had an incident a few months ago, popped a capillary vein in my leg, (again blood everywhere like a miniature fountain) in the middle of the night thought the dog had peed on the floor, when I put the light on saw that it was blood, all over the kitchen floor luckily shiny boards and all over the living room carpet - to cut a long story short, the insurance coughed up for a new carpet because the blood couldn't be cleaned out of it.

 

[SONAR-BENDER]

Pah, 'tis but a scratch!


Apologies to 'The Holy Grail'!

 

[Waspie]

Update on Mrs W.

She had an appointment to have the stitches removed today. Didn't happen. Too much trauma around the wounds especially her foot. When I dressed it last night it was still swollen and inflamed. Must say it's a pretty nasty injury to her foot. Best way to describe it is a very large zip!!! All jagged, no neat cut at all. I can understand the mass of blood pumping out now.
Back on some codeine based pain killers and more antibiotics.
Another couple of weeks of duty slave ahead for moi then!!!!!

 

[Alfacharlie]

Hope she recovers well pal.

 

[LifebuoyGhost]

Hope she recovers well pal.

+1

 

[Waspie]

Hope she recovers well pal.

She's all right. It's icky 'ere who's doing al the graft. She just sits there barking orders!!!!
PS, wouldn't say that to her though!!!!!

 

[Alfacharlie]

She's all right. It's icky 'ere who's doing al the graft. She just sits there barking orders!!!!
PS, wouldn't say that to her though!!!!!

Tell’er to fcuk off pal.

 

[Waspie]

Tell’er to fcuk off pal.

I'm not that fukcin' brave!!!
Anyway - she does the ironing!! Hence my lack of knowledge on irons!!! I appreciate your big on irons but myself!!! I'm just plain lazy!!! (After Ive finished the housework, painting, repairing things and general dogs bodying!!!!)

 

[Alfacharlie]

My mrs just said same to me. I just agree.

 

[Waspie]

My mrs just said same to me. I just agree.

Always a safe move. I use that tactic myself on occasion.

 

[WreckerL]

You can say what you like to Mrs W, this may be the only time you can outrun her, what's her aim like though?

 

[janner]

You don't have to worry about the aim, the memories what gets you.

 

[Waspie]

You can say what you like to Mrs W, this may be the only time you can outrun her, what's her aim like though?

Too bloody good when I'm the target!!

 

[Alfacharlie]

Too bloody good when I'm the target!!

I can see where this thread drift is going. And I like it.

 

[Chris P]

Irons hurt when they find their target, especially if hot - just a geuss..

 

[SARKING]

Update on Mrs W.

She had an appointment to have the stitches removed today. Didn't happen. Too much trauma around the wounds especially her foot. When I dressed it last night it was still swollen and inflamed. Must say it's a pretty nasty injury to her foot. Best way to describe it is a very large zip!!! All jagged, no neat cut at all. I can understand the mass of blood pumping out now.
Back on some codeine based pain killers and more antibiotics.
Another couple of weeks of duty slave ahead for moi then!!!!!

Just seen this threat Waspie. Sorry to hear about the war offices accident. Was a nasty one. Speedy recovery, and good luck with the ironing.

 

[Waspie]

Irons hurt when they find their target, especially if hot - just a geuss..

I'd ask her dad but he ain't with us anymore. He was the recipient of an inbound, (hot), iron.

I also bear the scars of criticising her gravy just after we committed marriage!!! Bang - serving tray across the back of the heed!!!!!

Secret of a long marriage, just like the mob, know your and the enemy's limitations!!!

 

[Alfacharlie]

I'd ask her dad but he ain't with us anymore. He was the recipient of an inbound, (hot), iron.

I also bear the scars of criticising her gravy just after we committed marriage!!! Bang - serving tray across the back of the heed!!!!!

Secret of a long marriage, just like the mob, know your and the enemy's limitations!!!

Too true. I remember the old man getting his kneeling boots wrapped across his face. The lads in the yard the next day thought he’d been done over.

He had, by my mother.