SAROPS ON!!

[Waspie]

Mrs W has only fallen through the glass shower door. Fukcing blood everywhere. Packed her off to A&E at 8 this evening and she's still not back. Lacerations all over her legs, so Saturday night Disco's out now!!!
Just to cap it, flooded the kitchen!!! Forgot I was running hot water to scrub the blood away!!! First time I have stopped!!!
Well, back to it, hall to scrub now!! Knackered already and I have to drive to hospital to pick her up yet!!! I see a long night ahead!!

 

[huwshpis]

Hope you didn’t have too long a night of it and Mrs W is safely home again. Also hope it’s bandages rather than stitches and she makes a speedy recovery.

 

[Chris P]

Trust you're out the other side of it all now, Mrs W home safe and you've had time to sit down with a good stiff 'get your sh1t together' drink.

On a lighter side always knew there was a good reason we never had glass doors in the showers stalls onboard.

You've got to laugh otherwise you'd cry!!

 

[Alfacharlie]

Just going to echo the above mate. Hope she’s not in there too long.

 

[Waspie]

Cheers guys. Got home at one this morning. Quite a while really considering she fell at 8pm!!! Soon as we walked in the door one of the lacerations opened and started pumping out blood!!! I thought I'd left that sh1t behind me!!! Pressure and elevation!! Works wonders. Crap nights sleep, both slept on sofa's, best way to keep her leg elevated!!!!
Evidently the cut on knee is the dangerous one but it's foot that keeps pissing out claret!!!!
She's had nothing but praise for NHS they were great she said.
Thanks again - appreciated.

 

[SONAR-BENDER]

Waspie - no consolation, but it is probably just surface cuts as it was (should have been....) safety glass.

I was putting in a shower and broke a huge panel - one second a sheet, next millions of liitle glass squares. Legs were well cut, but only shallow, but the shower tray looked like the Texas Chainsaw Massacre.

Hope she's out soon.

 

[Waspie]

Waspie - no consolation, but it is probably just surface cuts as it was (should have been....) safety glass.

I was putting in a shower and broke a huge panel - one second a sheet, next millions of liitle glass squares. Legs were well cut, but only shallow, but the shower tray looked like the Texas Chainsaw Massacre.

Hope she's out soon.

Appears it was safety glass but Mrs W is expert at going above and beyond. Her left knee is deep deep and did some damage below the skin too.

 

[janner]

Glad She's home mate, you can have a break from the decorating while you look after her.

 

[Alfacharlie]

Anything to get out of decorating, eh?

 

[WreckerL]

I thought Mrs W had re-decorated in red?

On the bright side, with the water overflow, scrubbing out will be easier.

Joking aside, wishing Mrs W a speedy recovery though

 

[Waspie]

Methinks I have sussed out what happened!!
She fell against the glass which did what it was supposed to and shattered into tiny fragments!!
However!!!
The metal rail, it was the sliding portion that broke, then fell and sliced her like a sword!!! Explains all the blood on the top of the rail and the pieces of glass still embedded in it!!!
Cleaning fer rounds is still underway and the decorating has just been postponed!!! (For today). Bloody!!! Slave driver!!

 

[SONAR-BENDER]

Isn't it amazing how when washing it away, a little blood goes a long way! (Told to me by a friend..... Gulp!)

 

[Waspie]

Isn't it amazing how when washing it away, a little blood goes a long way! (Told to me by a friend..... Gulp!)

Oh yes. Looked like gallons last night, I had to remind myself of my training when the instructor poured a cup of red juice on the floor.
First thing the Paramedics said to me once Mrs D was stabilised. "taken a photo yet". 'Yes' says I. It's a bloke thing the PM answered back.
He did mention contacting the manufacturer but as we just moved in and there is no documentation or makers names anywhere!! Also the previous owners are long gone!! Also, no kite mark on the remaining glass panel! Think I'd be wasting my time.
Already in contact with a plumber to have a 'bath' installed!!!

 

[janner]

Wish we had had a low level bath installed (with shower) rather than just a shower when we changed the bathroom

 

[Waspie]

I thought Mrs W had re-decorated in red?

On the bright side, with the water overflow, scrubbing out will be easier.

Joking aside, wishing Mrs W a speedy recovery though

Yeah she did, but me and Hibiscrub countered that. You retire and you think your days of getting on your hands and knees and scrub out is behind you!!! Ha - Some chance!!!

 

[redmonkey]

Best wishes to Mrs W.

If she hasn't got a signed biff chit from the docs she isn't on light duties

 

[Waspie]

Best wishes to Mrs W.

If she hasn't got a signed biff chit from the docs she isn't on light duties

Sadly she's retarded, sorry, retired. No duties at all never mind light ones!!!!

 

[Waspie]

Don't look if your not into your claret.

I will not be responsible for anyone puking up over their key boards. Even the roughy toughie warriors we have out there!!

 

[Waspie]

Part two!!!

 

[WreckerL]

She certainly bled a fair bit, also, in the first phot it looks like the invisible man is about to have a wazz in your loo!