Being the highly popular and social chap that I am, I have been invited to a Saints & Sinners themed ball this weekend. I am having a little trouble coming up some decent inspiration for a costume and would like some advice please. My ideas so far include, Fritzl - Stick on eyebrows, gash wig and dodgy wonky tash, this might not be obvious enough for the masses. Gandhi - Shaved head (I am bald and skinny anyway) glasses, bedsheet and sandals. Very easy and possibly the best option so far. Gary Glitter - This would be awesome but I may have difficulty finding so much silver spandex at such short notice. Hitler - Too obvious, there will definitely be someone else there who has had the same idea. Harold Shipman - White coat, stethascope, stick on beard and some glasses. This one is becoming more appealing by the minute. Any more ideas?