sailors return

Discussion in 'Blue Jokes' started by slim, Jan 5, 2011.

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  1. A matelot was returning after a three month deployment when he decided that instead of going straight home to his married quarter he would first have a few drinks. By the time he had quenched his thirst it was dark, passing a doorway a lady of the night offered him a knee trembler. into the doorway went our hero and started the performance. Halfway through the first act a bright light was shone on him, allo allo allo said the constable holding the torch what do you think your doing. Quick as a flash the reply was Just making love to my wife officer. Sorry jack replied the constable I didn't know it was your wife. Neither did I until you shone that bloody torch was the reply
     

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