Am deployed so allowed to open Christmas presents early. A mate has got me the DVD of 'Sailor' from Ark in the 1970s. From watching the first 10 mins, it's amazing how the quality of women in strip bars has improved. The first "scene" is in Diamond Lils and features the smallest tits, most abundant cellulite and hairiest bushes I've seen for a while. I know it was Lils (and I've heard stories…) but ****ing hell it looks grim!