Run ashore

The_Caretaker

War Hero
At a world brewing convention in the States, the CEOs of various brewing
organisations retired to the bar at the end of each day's conferencing.


Bruce, CEO of Fosters, shouted to the Barman: "In 'Strailya, we make the
best bloody beer in the world, so pour me a Fosters, mate."

Bob, CEO of Budweiser calls out next: "In the States, we brew the finest
beers of the world, and I make the king of them all - gimme a Bud."

Hans steps up next: "In Germany ve invented das beer. Give me ein Becks,
der real King of beers."

Paddy, CEO of Guinness, steps forward: "Barman, give me a diet coke with
ice and lemon please." The others stare at him in stunned silence,
amazement written all over their faces. Eventually Bruce asks: "Are you
not going to have a Guinness, Pat?"

Paddy replies "Well, if you poofs aren't drinkin', then neither am I"
 
Thread starter Similar threads Forum Replies Date
JedS Best run ashore town/city you visited. The Quarterdeck 18
A Most interesting run ashore History 0
BreathingOutOnTheWayUp A run ashore in Oz. (Way back, even before Rummers) History 1
BillyNoMates RM run ashore rig unveiled. The Corps 9
stan_the_man What a run ashore that was Diamond Lil's 4
Rodgersthecabinboy That was some run ashore!!!! Diamond Lil's 1
F Run ashore Miscellaneous 0
stan_the_man The Birthday run ashore Diamond Lil's 1
2_deck_dash Christmas Run Ashore - London Social & Reunions 44
tommo Raleigh Trainees rig run ashore? Diamond Lil's 21
2_deck_dash The greatest trophy from a run ashore..... Diamond Lil's 16
2_deck_dash Rumration run ashore Diamond Lil's 165
ClearDoNothing Run Ashore Ignorance Diamond Lil's 11
jesse Well who would you like a run ashore with? Diamond Lil's 33
silverfox Flaming Joe's - now there was a run ashore....... Diamond Lil's 5
The_Jimmy Run Ashore Diamond Lil's 13
L Run ashore Joining Up - Royal Navy Recruiting 20
F Own up, what have you 'taken' as a trophy on a run ashore? Diamond Lil's 3
Kiwi-Fi My first run ashore......sort of.... Diamond Lil's 14
P BEST RUN ASHORE The Quarterdeck 34
rod-gearing Excuse for Birthday Run Ashore Diamond Lil's 8
dondon So whens the next RR Run Ashore in Guzz . Diamond Lil's 25
Ships_Cat Best Run ashore ever? The Gash Barge 1
Father_Famine Run Ashore in London Diamond Lil's 15
golden_rivet run ashore Thursday 22nd March ??? Social & Reunions 11
W My worst run ashore Diamond Lil's 1
Canaldrifter Pompey RR Run Ashore Diamond Lil's 4
The_Caretaker Run ashore Diamond Lil's 0
brazenhussy pompey run ashore???? Social & Reunions 19
G Run Ashore Rig The Corps 1
Jimmy_Green Rum Ration Run Ashore The Quarterdeck 106
alhucoll Once Upon A Run Ashore.................. The Quarterdeck 28
L Uni/ARRSE/RR Crawl - Run Ashore type thing STUDENTS Social & Reunions 1
higthepig worst run ashore Diamond Lil's 66
PartTimePongo 'My best run ashore' History 87
MoD_RSS Run for Heroes founder wins PM award MoD News 0
MoD_RSS Trustee operated without oversight at ‘inadequately run’ charity finds Commission MoD News 0
MoD_RSS 'Plymouth's worst fly-tipper' jailed after 3 years on the run MoD News 0
MoD_RSS Serco awarded contract to run Gatwick immigration removal centres MoD News 0
MoD_RSS Mother banned for allowing disqualified son to run company MoD News 0
MoD_RSS AAIB report: Snowbird Mk IV, accident during ground run and taxi test MoD News 0
MorganCUFC Run Times Joining Up - Royal Navy Recruiting 1
O Royal Navy run Joining the Royal Navy 5
MoD_RSS Press release: Preventing pollution and hazards from soil water run-off MoD News 0
MoD_RSS Press release: Cutting edge bio-tech system to clean A38 water run-off in Devon MoD News 0
R Run times Joining Up - Royal Navy Recruiting 1
LeedsBornLeedsBred Question regarding 4K squad run at PRNC. Joining Up - Royal Navy Recruiting 3
MoD_RSS Press release: Garage bosses allowed disqualified director to run company MoD News 0
MoD_RSS Press release: Applications open to run country's first Secure School MoD News 0
Stirlin Jeff Beck : Still on the run. Films, Music, TV & All Things Artsy 1
Similar threads


















































Latest Threads

Top