The_Caretaker
War Hero
At a world brewing convention in the States, the CEOs of various brewing
organisations retired to the bar at the end of each day's conferencing.
Bruce, CEO of Fosters, shouted to the Barman: "In 'Strailya, we make the
best bloody beer in the world, so pour me a Fosters, mate."
Bob, CEO of Budweiser calls out next: "In the States, we brew the finest
beers of the world, and I make the king of them all - gimme a Bud."
Hans steps up next: "In Germany ve invented das beer. Give me ein Becks,
der real King of beers."
Paddy, CEO of Guinness, steps forward: "Barman, give me a diet coke with
ice and lemon please." The others stare at him in stunned silence,
amazement written all over their faces. Eventually Bruce asks: "Are you
not going to have a Guinness, Pat?"
Paddy replies "Well, if you poofs aren't drinkin', then neither am I"
organisations retired to the bar at the end of each day's conferencing.
Bruce, CEO of Fosters, shouted to the Barman: "In 'Strailya, we make the
best bloody beer in the world, so pour me a Fosters, mate."
Bob, CEO of Budweiser calls out next: "In the States, we brew the finest
beers of the world, and I make the king of them all - gimme a Bud."
Hans steps up next: "In Germany ve invented das beer. Give me ein Becks,
der real King of beers."
Paddy, CEO of Guinness, steps forward: "Barman, give me a diet coke with
ice and lemon please." The others stare at him in stunned silence,
amazement written all over their faces. Eventually Bruce asks: "Are you
not going to have a Guinness, Pat?"
Paddy replies "Well, if you poofs aren't drinkin', then neither am I"
