Run ashore

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  1. At a world brewing convention in the States, the CEOs of various brewing
    organisations retired to the bar at the end of each day's conferencing.

    Bruce, CEO of Fosters, shouted to the Barman: "In 'Strailya, we make the
    best bloody beer in the world, so pour me a Fosters, mate."

    Bob, CEO of Budweiser calls out next: "In the States, we brew the finest
    beers of the world, and I make the king of them all - gimme a Bud."

    Hans steps up next: "In Germany ve invented das beer. Give me ein Becks,
    der real King of beers."

    Paddy, CEO of Guinness, steps forward: "Barman, give me a diet coke with
    ice and lemon please." The others stare at him in stunned silence,
    amazement written all over their faces. Eventually Bruce asks: "Are you
    not going to have a Guinness, Pat?"

    Paddy replies "Well, if you poofs aren't drinkin', then neither am I"

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