RumratioN/Arrse Crawl 27th May 2006

[Rincewind]

Guys and swobs

dont forget the arrse crawl is on the 27th of May - slap bang in the middle of TOGI so should be accessible to all.

main benefactor of the funds raised is the Chesterfield Sea Cadets
(for those who didnt know - each sea cadet unit is a charity and it costs about £3500 a year in insurance just to keep the doors open and pay the electricity - the MOD does give us some money but this goes to national and us at unit level get fick alles - we have to do our own fund raising)

secondary benefactor is the GPR assoc

so come on, get drunk, spin some dits and we can try to black cat them

Rincewind

 

[abacus]

Re: Arrse Crawl 27th May 2006

Speaking as the OC (as was) of a TA Unit who "suggested" to his RFCA that they might like to let me "host" my local SCC for a short period (4 years so far ) I would have to agree with Rincewind that this is a terrific cause.

And the more the merrier on this crawl - couples especially welcome - Mrs Abs told me to say that and she will be there to make sure I enjoy myself.

 

[blessed_baby_cakes]

Re: Arrse Crawl 27th May 2006

Gay couples also welcome...........

Beebs

 

[Jollyjacktar]

Re: Arrse Crawl 27th May 2006

Speaking as the OC (as was) of a TA Unit quote]


You got sacked from your TA static laundry mate I am so sorry my pile bleed for you. Did you put a pink sock in with the shirts again.

 

[blessed_baby_cakes]

Re: Arrse Crawl 27th May 2006

This is the list of Crawlers from the boards of ARRSE, please feel free to add your name and PM me for a pro forma and any general enquiries.

Beebs x

Dozy Bint
Rincewind
Abacus
Saxybabe
BBC
acp290885
TrollyDolly
Gingwarr
Papa Lazaroo
Cutaway
TheBull140
Dale
Ting-Tong
Blair_Witch
Hitler
ArmySurplusSpecial
TOPCAT007
TankiesYank
Tankie
Listy
Whitenoisebabies
IrishDoris
HappyHammer
Barberess
Antphilip
Gillylady
Tigerbaby

 

[Floppyjocky]

Re: Arrse Crawl 27th May 2006

RW..You might want to post this topic on The Quarterdeck or/and the Bearpit.

 

[Rincewind]

Re: Arrse Crawl 27th May 2006

Done

Should be a great crwal - plans afoot to make sure all get to have fun, no one will be left out, theres some stuff to keep you amused before the run ashore begins and i am seriously thinking of smuggling "jenga" into the festivities - god how we got alcohol poisoning playing that in Wertach - summer camp 1993.... to drunk to do any of the activites planned so safest thing for us was ice skating or water skiing every day - we managed to stay off the jenga the night before the white water rapids but made up for it that afternoon.



Rincewind

 

[Floppyjocky]

Re: Arrse Crawl 27th May 2006

I'd love to come but my Ex-wife is from Dronfield and hangs around in Chesterfield. I operate a shoot on sight policy

Edited to add....anybody want a photo and an untraceable weapon?

 

[Rincewind]

Re: Arrse Crawl 27th May 2006

I'd love to come but my Ex-wife is from Dronfield and hangs around in Chesterfield. I operate a shoot on sight policy

Edited to add....anybody want a photo and an untraceable weapon?

yeah! how cool would it be for her to see you surrounded by arrsemaidens? we can get them to pose should we run into the "obviously a lesbien for leaving you" cow.

Rincewind

oh go one - come you puff - a real man would. - just ask in the submarine forum - hehehe

 

[blessed_baby_cakes]

Re: Arrse Crawl 27th May 2006

I'd love to come but my Ex-wife is from Dronfield and hangs around in Chesterfield. I operate a shoot on sight policy

Edited to add....anybody want a photo and an untraceable weapon?

Can arrange to have you handcuffed to a fit bird, big ti... er personality and a 'fuff off you ugly cow' stare in her eyes! Have you met Rince?

Beebs x

PS I could bring a T-shirt for her just incase......

 

[Floppyjocky]

Re: Arrse Crawl 27th May 2006

hmmmm.....now, handcuffs throw the whole thing in to a new light....M1, junction 29 isn't it?

 

[Rincewind]

Re: Arrse Crawl 27th May 2006

Yes J29 then A617 into town - straight run, slightly down hill, dual carridgeway and usually empty ;-)

i used to race my CO on it - he is a traffic copper and he was in the company car whenever we did

Love the teeshirt Beebs got a use for some of them myself...

Oh and "all" the handcuffs are mandatory - all part of the plan ;-)

Rincewind

PS Dronfield is a sh1t hole

 

[blessed_baby_cakes]

Re: Arrse Crawl 27th May 2006

hmmmm.....now, handcuffs throw the whole thing in to a new light....M1, junction 29 isn't it?

Floppy you WILL enjoy the night, and I might be short, round and old, but I can assure you your ex wife would feel the lesser woman if she decided to annoy anyone.... And the point of a crawl is, we drink and move on, so unless she's the mad, bunny-boiling, head in freezer, deranged, gun toting, voodoo practising stalker type, I'm sure it'll be fine.

Beebs

PS If she is, fukc off we need to be seen drinking with you like we need holes in our heads!

 

[DaleTheSnail]

Re: Arrse Crawl 27th May 2006

hmmmm.....now, handcuffs throw the whole thing in to a new light....M1, junction 29 isn't it?

Floppy you WILL enjoy the night, and I might be short, round and old, but I can assure you your ex wife would feel the lesser woman if she decided to annoy anyone.... And the point of a crawl is, we drink and move on, so unless she's the mad, bunny-boiling, head in freezer, deranged, gun toting, voodoo practising stalker type, I'm sure it'll be fine.

Beebs

PS If she is, fukc off we need to be seen drinking with you like we need holes in our heads!

Oh great! Are you setting me up already Beebs?

 

[Deeps]

Re: Arrse Crawl 27th May 2006

Can we do the arrse thing on arrse please . No offence but this is the ''Andrew Miller'' not the army.

 

[Rincewind]

Re: Arrse Crawl 27th May 2006

Fun Sucker ;-) this is a fun night out and surely we can post fun posts? (i do mean fun - as opposed to walt/stalker/troll)

Rincewind

 

[blessed_baby_cakes]

Re: Arrse Crawl 27th May 2006

Can we do the arrse thing on arrse please . No offence but this is the ''Andrew Miller'' not the army.

The 'ARRSE thing'? I was of the impression banter was a universal, and not exclusive, form of communication. Perhaps a note could be posted to suggest the removal of the humou-ARRSE-maximus of at least an adjustment to the humour-ARRSE-minimus.

Beebs x

PS Deep go ahead, bite, make my day!

 

[Jenny_Dabber]

Re: Arrse Crawl 27th May 2006

I don't have a problem with this thread being here, if it is going to involve 'rumration' members. As long as it is kept on track, it is no biggy :wink:

 

[Deeps]

Re: Arrse Crawl 27th May 2006

Jenny its your call , i just think we should have our own identity on Rum ration .I am sure arrsers can sort out there crawls on arrse . We are trying to get as many ''naval minded'' as possible on rum ration , its early days and we want to keep it on a naval /marine theme . Tell me to wind my neck in if you want .

 

[Jenny_Dabber]

Re: Arrse Crawl 27th May 2006

Ok, this is how I want it to be;

I know it is an 'Arrse' crawl and should be kept on Arrse. If beebs and Rince think Rum members can get a head in with this, then I am happy. I don't want all of Arrse taking this over, so keep it on track. I will keep an eye on this thread to see how it goes. If it turns out to be a 'carry' on, then I will lock the thread but not remove it.