Wee Biology lesson:Sweet Corn is high in Cellulose,which is undigestable by the Human body,thats why Rabbits have huge long Appendixes(where cellulose eating bacteria live).As a result the pass through unchanged,its only when the corn kernel has been chewed and broken that the contents are used as fuel by the body.So really you could just buy a single can of Sweet Corn and recycle it.Bargain or what?LOL
So come on then Andy, lets have the spiel about that clinical characteristics of each type of turd (sorry fæces) and what they represent... :lol: Just for Josie's sake... :wink: ...and of course for Rosie when she reaches this page...
Farkin wikipedia, I was looking for some stuff for my web page the other day, and typed a search in wiki and fark me if my picture wasn't in a collage of images on the front page, a picture of mine no less and I have absolutely no idea how it got there. This is the 2nd time this picture has appeared on a website without my knowledge.
Let's hope there wont be a turd............. gettit?
Taxi for Ling.
i must disagree - the chart goes up to 8 or 7a, i can personally vouch for a grade 10 - watermelon shit or a birthing poo, the sort where you want to scrape it out of the bowl wrap in a towel and present to its happy parents
:shock: Did anyone ever play that game of 'Freckles' where someone produced a turd, the soggier the better, placed it in the middle of a table or similar, piss or beer or whatever was added to make it all nice and runny, the chaps then placed their chins at the edge of the table, heads facing towards the said pile of turd, someone shouts 'Freckles' and slaps the underside of his hand in amongst the turd, you can just picture the result I trust ? I believe it was a sludgemariners game but hijacked by us skimmers when extremely shitfaced. Such fun