RUM RATION Stool Chart

Sniffle-Snaffle

Midshipman
Anyone seen the bristol stool chart on the wikipedia?, We have our own one now alongside ARRSE! :grin:
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We should have our own wiki too.
 
I third the RR wiki motion... ooooh hold on... uuuugh...uuuuuugggggghhhhhh..... ah, that's better! Carry on guys! :lol:


We'd better not let Rosie see these stools or there'll be verbal bum rush splattered all over the Quarterdeck and beyond... :wink:
 

andym

War Hero
LOL,i use this chart everyday in my job.I sell Laxatives to GP's.There is also a Kiddies version with suitable descriptions!LOL
 
Jimmy_Green said:
What about the type that contains sweetcorn?

My mate had ducks and he also had dogs, that ate a mixture containing sweetcorn and corn etc.

He spotted his ducks one day eating the poo poo with the sweetcorn still visible.

He often wondered why the eggs had that unique taste.
 

andym

War Hero
Wee Biology lesson:Sweet Corn is high in Cellulose,which is undigestable by the Human body,thats why Rabbits have huge long Appendixes(where cellulose eating bacteria live).As a result the pass through unchanged,its only when the corn kernel has been chewed and broken that the contents are used as fuel by the body.So really you could just buy a single can of Sweet Corn and recycle it.Bargain or what?LOL
 
andym said:
LOL,i use this chart everyday in my job.I sell Laxatives to GP's.There is also a Kiddies version with suitable descriptions!LOL

So come on then Andy, lets have the spiel about that clinical characteristics of each type of turd (sorry fæces) and what they represent... :lol: Just for Josie's sake... :wink: ...and of course for Rosie when she reaches this page...
 
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