Rum Ration does Britains got Talent

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  1. Ok,just watching BGT and its passed off as a family show so it got me wondering.

    What sort of talent/acts would the various members of RR have to offer?

    I expect theres a lot out there so over to you......
     
  2. I can play the guitar, that's about as interesting as it gets.
     
  3. I can do the splits if that counts as a talent?
     
  4. Can you do them naked over a glass topped table?
     
  5. witsend

    witsend War Hero Book Reviewer

    Whilst on your back? :wink:

    ps. You never got back to me about that job offer.
     
  6. I can shake my eyes :)
     
  7. I can drink a whole half-pint of bitter in one go when I'm thirsty. That's it, I'm afraid! :oops:
     
  8. Who went through tonight?
     
  9. After 12 pints of Strongbow :wink:
     
  10. I would've expected a gallon in one go off a Navy boy!! :D :D :D
     
  11. Dont forget the webbing and FMB's :wink: :D
     
  12. I can imagine RJ performing a live sex act with an octogenarian quadriplegic mongoloid dwarf.
     
  13. Fancy a pint? Or twelve?
     
  14. Urghhhh!
     
  15. Isn't her name carrolannbelle??? :twisted: :evil:
     
  16. I know RJ's not fussy but he might draw the line at that. :lol:
     
  17. Yeah a dhobi with some sheep dip might be a start!!!
     
  18. .....Where are those two today ? Eloped? 8O

    .....re : BGT - legs touching ground over my head, doing the full plough. Joyce Grenfell impression, but unreliable. :D
     
  19. Have you seen her picture ? She's a wee, nice lass.....young enough for RJ to educate at any rate.... :lol:
     
  20. Dont know WTF your on about. Care to give the lads a demo??? :wink:
     

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