RUM RATION DATING AGENCY !!!!!

Deeps

War Hero
Ok I have been tasked to set this up by some of the girls in chat .
All you need to do is leave a ''description'' of yourself and your requirments in the opposite sex (or same sex , you know who you are :wink:). If you are on the pull just scroll down the thread until you see somebody that takes your eye. Pm them with a nice cheesy introduction.Bobs your uncle Fannies your aunt we have the Rum Ration
dating service.

Dating service rules are as follows-
a) Do not enter if you dont have a sense of humour.
b)This site is not to be used in a court of law(Divorce)
c)Do not enter if you dont have a sense of humour.
d)No underage illicit affairs
e)All females that are ''cat people'' must state this fact
so to avoid males wasting their time crooning a woman that
wears woolly hats and have facial hair.
f) Oh and do not enter if you dont have a sense of humour.


Enjoy

Deeps (Rugby playing Brad Pitts stunt double but with bigger shoulders, whiter teeth, and a bigger willy)
 

Shakey

War Hero
Matelot, bisexual, into bestiality and necrophilia.

Looking for basically anything to shag.

:lol: :lol: :lol:
 

josiecats

War Hero
rugger_bob said:
Blonde ! erm being blonde can't think of anything else, forgot what I should be writing ! :?
Blonde........... Blesss well you can always dye it lovie
but then you'd be a malteaser....blonde on the inside :twisted: :twisted:
 

slim

War Hero
josiecats said:
rugger_bob said:
josiecats said:
rugger_bob said:
Blonde ! erm being blonde can't think of anything else, forgot what I should be writing ! :?
Blonde........... Blesss well you can always dye it lovie

To Ginger ?, :eek: Sorry all ginger haired members !
Hey I like ginger............
So does Steve, especially if the ginger in question happens to be a hairy sailor :)
 
Blonde hunky male, owns a Ferrari, a 58ft yacht, multi millionaire, secluded estate, seeks female with a bonk in mind. Non of the above is true apart from what I`ve written.
 
may I strongly suggest that mods delete all posts that are not a direct answer to the original posting - including this one!!!!!!!!

8)
 

greenking

Banned
Funny, charming and loyal but unfortunately resembling my avatar a tad too much.

Looking for 'uncomplicated' lady love........!
 
greenking said:
Funny, charming and loyal but unfortunately resembling my avatar a tad too much.

Looking for 'uncomplicated' lady love........!
You mean you're a child? Erm.. we haven't come across any lasses into drawfsex yet! :lol:
 

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