RUM RATION DATING AGENCY !!!!!

Ok I have been tasked to set this up by some of the girls in chat .
All you need to do is leave a ''description'' of yourself and your requirments in the opposite sex (or same sex , you know who you are :wink. If you are on the pull just scroll down the thread until you see somebody that takes your eye. Pm them with a nice cheesy introduction.Bobs your uncle Fannies your aunt we have the Rum Ration
dating service.

Dating service rules are as follows-
a) Do not enter if you dont have a sense of humour.
b)This site is not to be used in a court of law(Divorce)
c)Do not enter if you dont have a sense of humour.
d)No underage illicit affairs
e)All females that are ''cat people'' must state this fact
so to avoid males wasting their time crooning a woman that
wears woolly hats and have facial hair.
f) Oh and do not enter if you dont have a sense of humour.


Enjoy

Deeps (Rugby playing Brad Pitts stunt double but with bigger shoulders, whiter teeth, and a bigger willy)

 

Matelot, bisexual, into bestiality and necrophilia.

Looking for basically anything to shag.

:lol: :lol: :lol:

 

Civvy, gay, into beards, looking for hairy stoker for cuddles and maybe more...

 

At least my posting was tongue in cheek!

 

Matelot seeks female.

Must have pulse and shadow. Same species would be a bonus.

Err, that's it....

 

Ok ok lets try to keep this slightly serious(at least until we get a few more on the thread) .

 

Really!!?!! And I was about to pass your details to a long dead friend... 8O

 

Blonde ! erm being blonde can't think of anything else, forgot what I should be writing ! :?

 

What about shagging road kill ?

 

Blonde........... Blesss well you can always dye it lovie
but then you'd be a malteaser....blonde on the inside :twisted: :twisted:

 

To Ginger ?, Sorry all ginger haired members !

 

Hey I like ginger............

 

So does Steve, especially if the ginger in question happens to be a hairy sailor

 

Just PM you Josie

 

Just responeded............... :lol:

 

Blonde hunky male, owns a Ferrari, a 58ft yacht, multi millionaire, secluded estate, seeks female with a bonk in mind. Non of the above is true apart from what I`ve written.

 

may I strongly suggest that mods delete all posts that are not a direct answer to the original posting - including this one!!!!!!!!

8)

 

Funny, charming and loyal but unfortunately resembling my avatar a tad too much.

Looking for 'uncomplicated' lady love........!

 

You mean you're a child? Erm.. we haven't come across any lasses into drawfsex yet! :lol:

 

Yo civvy, what's a drawf?!!!