RUM RATION DATING AGENCY !!!!!

[Deeps]

Ok I have been tasked to set this up by some of the girls in chat .
All you need to do is leave a ''description'' of yourself and your requirments in the opposite sex (or same sex , you know who you are :wink. If you are on the pull just scroll down the thread until you see somebody that takes your eye. Pm them with a nice cheesy introduction.Bobs your uncle Fannies your aunt we have the Rum Ration
dating service.

Dating service rules are as follows-
a) Do not enter if you dont have a sense of humour.
b)This site is not to be used in a court of law(Divorce)
c)Do not enter if you dont have a sense of humour.
d)No underage illicit affairs
e)All females that are ''cat people'' must state this fact
so to avoid males wasting their time crooning a woman that
wears woolly hats and have facial hair.
f) Oh and do not enter if you dont have a sense of humour.


Enjoy

Deeps (Rugby playing Brad Pitts stunt double but with bigger shoulders, whiter teeth, and a bigger willy)

 

[Shakey]

Matelot, bisexual, into bestiality and necrophilia.

Looking for basically anything to shag.

:lol: :lol: :lol:

 

[Always_a_Civvy]

Civvy, gay, into beards, looking for hairy stoker for cuddles and maybe more...

 

[Shakey]

Civvy, gay, into beards, looking for hairy stoker for cuddles and maybe more...

At least my posting was tongue in cheek!

 

[the_matelot]

Matelot seeks female.

Must have pulse and shadow. Same species would be a bonus.

Err, that's it....

 

[Deeps]

Ok ok lets try to keep this slightly serious(at least until we get a few more on the thread) .

 

[Always_a_Civvy]

Civvy, gay, into beards, looking for hairy stoker for cuddles and maybe more...

At least my posting was tongue in cheek!

Really!!?!! And I was about to pass your details to a long dead friend... 8O

 

[rugger_bob]

Blonde ! erm being blonde can't think of anything else, forgot what I should be writing ! :?

 

[rugger_bob]

Matelot, bisexual, into bestiality and necrophilia.

Looking for basically anything to shag.

:lol: :lol: :lol:

What about shagging road kill ?

 

[josiecats]

Blonde ! erm being blonde can't think of anything else, forgot what I should be writing ! :?

Blonde........... Blesss well you can always dye it lovie
but then you'd be a malteaser....blonde on the inside :twisted: :twisted:

 

[rugger_bob]

Blonde ! erm being blonde can't think of anything else, forgot what I should be writing ! :?

Blonde........... Blesss well you can always dye it lovie

To Ginger ?, Sorry all ginger haired members !

 

[josiecats]

Blonde ! erm being blonde can't think of anything else, forgot what I should be writing ! :?

Blonde........... Blesss well you can always dye it lovie

To Ginger ?, Sorry all ginger haired members !

Hey I like ginger............

 

[slim]

Blonde ! erm being blonde can't think of anything else, forgot what I should be writing ! :?

Blonde........... Blesss well you can always dye it lovie

To Ginger ?, Sorry all ginger haired members !

Hey I like ginger............

So does Steve, especially if the ginger in question happens to be a hairy sailor

 

[rugger_bob]

Just PM you Josie

 

[josiecats]

Just PM you Josie

Just responeded............... :lol:

 

[higthepig]

Blonde hunky male, owns a Ferrari, a 58ft yacht, multi millionaire, secluded estate, seeks female with a bonk in mind. Non of the above is true apart from what I`ve written.

 

[golden_rivet]

may I strongly suggest that mods delete all posts that are not a direct answer to the original posting - including this one!!!!!!!!

8)

 

[greenking]

Funny, charming and loyal but unfortunately resembling my avatar a tad too much.

Looking for 'uncomplicated' lady love........!

 

[Always_a_Civvy]

Funny, charming and loyal but unfortunately resembling my avatar a tad too much.

Looking for 'uncomplicated' lady love........!

You mean you're a child? Erm.. we haven't come across any lasses into drawfsex yet! :lol:

 

[greenking]

You mean you're a child? Erm.. we haven't come across any lasses into drawfsex yet! :lol:

Yo civvy, what's a drawf?!!!