You are never lost, you just haven't got there yet.
Never trust women
No man shall have a dog that has a height on four legs which is lower than his knees without good reason (jack russell to go ratting etc)
Fish are not pets
Mobiles in pubs/bars/nightclubs/restaurants should be switched to vibrate and only monitored if waiting for mates, just in case they can't find the place.
Every man should have at least fifty pounds cash in their wallet, credit cards and store cards are for females as no man should need to spend that much on shopping. If he does need to spend a lot of money for a legitimate man purchase like a TV then he is permitted to use his debit card or preferably cash so he can feel like a don.
Real men get burnt in the sun, before giving in and using suntan lotion.
Man hugs are for gays and americans only, unless drunk.