Rules to live life by


Lantern Swinger
We've already had these:

2_deck_dash said:
Toucan said:
Two rules I've lived by:
Always sleep when you get the chance.
Always take your trousers off when you get the chance.

So far, they've served me quite well.

My two rules are:

Incest is never acceptable.
Don't eat anything blue.

But I'm sure the rest of you can suggest some guidelines for a more comfortable or interesting life.
The old stokers rule
If it doesn't move and it should WD40 it
If it does move and it should'nt Duck tape it (or for some of you. chloroform it) :wink: