Rules to live life by

Discussion in 'Diamond Lil's' started by Toucan, Jun 9, 2010.

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  1. Toucan

    Toucan New member

    We've already had these:

    But I'm sure the rest of you can suggest some guidelines for a more comfortable or interesting life.
     
  2. tommo

    tommo War Hero

    If it smells like fish eat it
     
  3. 2_deck_dash

    2_deck_dash War Hero

    It's only gay if you look back over your shoulder and lick your lips.
     
  4. TheSpareHand

    TheSpareHand New member

    Don't be first
    Don't be last
     
  5. jacko90

    jacko90 Badgeman

    Always, whenever you get the chance to kill a chav, take it!
     
  6. tommo

    tommo War Hero

    or if you push back
     
  7. 2_deck_dash

    2_deck_dash War Hero

    Er no, pushing back is just polite.
     
  8. Toucan

    Toucan New member

    As you appear to be an expert - what's your position on the reacharound? Common courtesy or a step too far?
     
  9. tommo

    tommo War Hero

    I guess it depends on the part of the country you live in then. :lol:
     
  10. v8topcat

    v8topcat War Hero

    The old stokers rule
    If it doesn't move and it should WD40 it
    If it does move and it should'nt Duck tape it (or for some of you. chloroform it) :wink:
     
  11. TheSpareHand

    TheSpareHand New member

    Or if you marry them in a civil ceremony.
     
  12. soleil

    soleil War Hero

    If it looks like a duck, swims like a duck, and quacks like a duck, then it probably is a duck.
     
  13. Drakey

    Drakey War Hero

    Never volunteer for anything!!!
     
  14. WreckerL

    WreckerL War Hero

    Always deny everything

    If you can't deny it, blame someone else
     
  15. v8topcat

    v8topcat War Hero

    Sol,you are so sweet.
    It actually goes like this
    If it looks like shit , smells like shit, tastes like shit it probably is shit :lol:
     
  16. 2_deck_dash

    2_deck_dash War Hero

    Which reminds me:

    You can't polish a turd but you can dip it in glitter!
     
  17. Montigny-La-Palisse

    Montigny-La-Palisse War Hero Moderator

    Never pass up a fuck.

    Always have a pay as you go sim available.

    Never stay down.
     
  18. v8topcat

    v8topcat War Hero

     
  19. Montigny-La-Palisse

    Montigny-La-Palisse War Hero Moderator

    On a similar theme:

    If you smack a dog enough times it will stop shitting.
     
  20. "It aint necessarily so!"
     

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