Rules to live life by

Toucan

Lantern Swinger
We've already had these:

2_deck_dash said:
Toucan said:
Two rules I've lived by:
Always sleep when you get the chance.
Always take your trousers off when you get the chance.

So far, they've served me quite well.
My two rules are:

Incest is never acceptable.
Don't eat anything blue.
But I'm sure the rest of you can suggest some guidelines for a more comfortable or interesting life.
 
The old stokers rule
If it doesn't move and it should WD40 it
If it does move and it should'nt Duck tape it (or for some of you. chloroform it) :wink:
 

soleil

War Hero
If it looks like a duck, swims like a duck, and quacks like a duck, then it probably is a duck.
 
Sol,you are so sweet.
It actually goes like this
If it looks like shit , smells like shit, tastes like shit it probably is shit :lol:
 

2_deck_dash

War Hero
v8topcat said:
Sol,you are so sweet.
It actually goes like this
If it looks like shit , smells like shit, tastes like shit it probably is shit :lol:
Which reminds me:

You can't polish a turd but you can dip it in glitter!
 
G

guestm

Guest
Never pass up a fuck.

Always have a pay as you go sim available.

Never stay down.
 
G

guestm

Guest
2_deck_dash said:
v8topcat said:
Sol,you are so sweet.
It actually goes like this
If it looks like shit , smells like shit, tastes like shit it probably is shit :lol:
Which reminds me:

You can't polish a turd but you can dip it in glitter!
On a similar theme:

If you smack a dog enough times it will stop shitting.
 

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