Rules to live life by

[Toucan]

We've already had these:

Two rules I've lived by:
Always sleep when you get the chance.
Always take your trousers off when you get the chance.

So far, they've served me quite well.

My two rules are:

Incest is never acceptable.
Don't eat anything blue.

But I'm sure the rest of you can suggest some guidelines for a more comfortable or interesting life.

 

[tommo]

If it smells like fish eat it

 

[2_deck_dash]

It's only gay if you look back over your shoulder and lick your lips.

 

[TheSpareHand]

Don't be first
Don't be last

 

[jacko90]

Always, whenever you get the chance to kill a chav, take it!

 

[tommo]

It's only gay if you look back over your shoulder and lick your lips.

or if you push back

 

[2_deck_dash]

It's only gay if you look back over your shoulder and lick your lips.

or if you push back

Er no, pushing back is just polite.

 

[Toucan]

It's only gay if you look back over your shoulder and lick your lips.

or if you push back

Er no, pushing back is just polite.

As you appear to be an expert - what's your position on the reacharound? Common courtesy or a step too far?

 

[tommo]

It's only gay if you look back over your shoulder and lick your lips.

or if you push back

Er no, pushing back is just polite.

I guess it depends on the part of the country you live in then. :lol:

 

[v8topcat]

The old stokers rule
If it doesn't move and it should WD40 it
If it does move and it should'nt Duck tape it (or for some of you. chloroform it) :wink:

 

[TheSpareHand]

Or if you marry them in a civil ceremony.

 

[soleil]

If it looks like a duck, swims like a duck, and quacks like a duck, then it probably is a duck.