Rules to live life by

Toucan

Lantern Swinger
#1
We've already had these:

2_deck_dash said:
Toucan said:
Two rules I've lived by:
Always sleep when you get the chance.
Always take your trousers off when you get the chance.

So far, they've served me quite well.
My two rules are:

Incest is never acceptable.
Don't eat anything blue.
But I'm sure the rest of you can suggest some guidelines for a more comfortable or interesting life.
 
#10
The old stokers rule
If it doesn't move and it should WD40 it
If it does move and it should'nt Duck tape it (or for some of you. chloroform it) :wink:
 
#16
v8topcat said:
Sol,you are so sweet.
It actually goes like this
If it looks like shit , smells like shit, tastes like shit it probably is shit :lol:
Which reminds me:

You can't polish a turd but you can dip it in glitter!
 
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guestm

Guest
#19
2_deck_dash said:
v8topcat said:
Sol,you are so sweet.
It actually goes like this
If it looks like shit , smells like shit, tastes like shit it probably is shit :lol:
Which reminds me:

You can't polish a turd but you can dip it in glitter!
On a similar theme:

If you smack a dog enough times it will stop shitting.
 

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