We've already had these:
My two rules are:
Incest is never acceptable.
Don't eat anything blue.
But I'm sure the rest of you can suggest some guidelines for a more comfortable or interesting life.
2_deck_dash said:
Toucan said:
Two rules I've lived by:
Always sleep when you get the chance.
Always take your trousers off when you get the chance.
So far, they've served me quite well.
Always sleep when you get the chance.
Always take your trousers off when you get the chance.
So far, they've served me quite well.
Incest is never acceptable.
Don't eat anything blue.