rules for gunfights

babystew

Lantern Swinger
#1
marines rules for gunfights:
1. be courteous to everyone, friendly to no one.
2.decide to be aggressive enough,quickly enough.
3. have a plan.
4. have a back-up plan, because the fist one won't work.
5. be polite. be professional. but, have a plan to kill everyone you meet.
6. do not attend a gunfight with a hand gun. choose a caliber not below a 4
7. anything worth shooting is worth shooting twice, ammo is cheap. life is expensive.
8. always cheat: always win. the only unfair fight is the one you lose.
9. in ten years no one will remember, the caliber, stance or tatics. they will remember who lived.

sas rules for gunfights.
1. look very cool in sunglasses.
2. kill everything within view.
3.return quickly to looking cool in latest beachwear.
4. check hair in mirror.

para's rules for gunfights.
1. walk in 50 miles wearing 75 pound rucksack while starving.
2. locate indiviuals requiring killing.
3. request permission via radio from higher authority, to perform killing.
4, curse bitterly when mission is aborted.
5. walk out 50 miles wearing 75 pound rucksack while starving.

army rules for gunfight.
1. select a new beret to wear.
2. sew a combat patch on right shoulder.
3. change the colour of the beret you decide to wear.

air force rules for gunfight.
1. have a cocktail.
2. adjust temperature on air-conditioner.
3. see whats on radio 5.
4. determine " what is gunfight ".
5. request more funding from parliment with a" killer " power point presentation.
6.wine and dine " key " politician, invite mod and defence industry execs.
7. recieve funding, set up new command and assemble assets.
8. declare the assets " strategic " and never deply them operationally.
9. tell the navy to send the marines.

NAVY RULES FOR GUNFIGHTS.
1. GO TO SEA.
2. DRINK.
3. WATCH PORN.
4. SEND THE MARINES.
 
#4
SOMEBODY has to go to sea........sea will not be gone to by itself. The middle of the sea is lumpy......this has to be checked to make sure it is so. Not all the armed forces are equiped to go to sea....the RN is best equiped to undertake this role.
Ships and Submarines would be bloody useless in the Stan and Iraq....we understand this....it is a task we accept willingly!
 

mophead

Lantern Swinger
#5
[Ships and Submarines would be bloody useless in the Stan and Iraq....we understand this....it is a task we accept willingly![/quote]
Remember the Naval Battallions of WW1?......this could be you,if the pollies get short of fresh meat for their slaughter machine
 
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