marines rules for gunfights: 1. be courteous to everyone, friendly to no one. 2.decide to be aggressive enough,quickly enough. 3. have a plan. 4. have a back-up plan, because the fist one won't work. 5. be polite. be professional. but, have a plan to kill everyone you meet. 6. do not attend a gunfight with a hand gun. choose a caliber not below a 4 7. anything worth shooting is worth shooting twice, ammo is cheap. life is expensive. 8. always cheat: always win. the only unfair fight is the one you lose. 9. in ten years no one will remember, the caliber, stance or tatics. they will remember who lived. sas rules for gunfights. 1. look very cool in sunglasses. 2. kill everything within view. 3.return quickly to looking cool in latest beachwear. 4. check hair in mirror. para's rules for gunfights. 1. walk in 50 miles wearing 75 pound rucksack while starving. 2. locate indiviuals requiring killing. 3. request permission via radio from higher authority, to perform killing. 4, curse bitterly when mission is aborted. 5. walk out 50 miles wearing 75 pound rucksack while starving. army rules for gunfight. 1. select a new beret to wear. 2. sew a combat patch on right shoulder. 3. change the colour of the beret you decide to wear. air force rules for gunfight. 1. have a cocktail. 2. adjust temperature on air-conditioner. 3. see whats on radio 5. 4. determine " what is gunfight ". 5. request more funding from parliment with a" killer " power point presentation. 6.wine and dine " key " politician, invite mod and defence industry execs. 7. recieve funding, set up new command and assemble assets. 8. declare the assets " strategic " and never deply them operationally. 9. tell the navy to send the marines. NAVY RULES FOR GUNFIGHTS. 1. GO TO SEA. 2. DRINK. 3. WATCH PORN. 4. SEND THE MARINES.