RRs your worst nightmare come true

Discussion in 'Diamond Lil's' started by stan_the_man, Feb 13, 2010.

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  1. stan_the_man

    stan_the_man Banned

    Me and the wife had the usual Friday night bust up and I awoke in the spare room this morning. Least the bed was fart free from her unusually fat arse.
    Anyway she says to me that she has logged on to RR as my missus and outed me as a walting, homosexual wimp who has actually never been to sea just read the books etc.
    Can you imagine the glee from Diamond Lils STM pillar of the matelot community ridiculed to an audience of thousands, took me 3 hours to get the courage to log on and see what she had posted on my behalf - thank fcuk she was taking the piss.
    Imagine guys we have this image we like to portray on the tinternet of swashbuckling tales af derring do and mammoth shagfests with page three models. Only for your other half to log on and tell the whole world about your small cock, wearing pyjamas in bed, glasses with lenses like milk bottom glass, receeding hairline and a penchant for wearing her underwear.
    Fcuk- stuff of nightmares eh
  2. fishhead

    fishhead War Hero

    Most of us had already worked it out for ourselves.
  3. Montigny-La-Palisse

    Montigny-La-Palisse War Hero Moderator

    Everything I have ever said on here is true, except for the one time I said I wanted to run some civvy newbie throbber over in a car.

    That was untrue, I wanted to bolt crop his throat.
  4. Jenny_Dabber

    Jenny_Dabber New member

    What stinky said ^^^
  5. witsend

    witsend War Hero Book Reviewer

    Chicojiz is catching a train in the morning. Somebody shake me and tell me its time for my cornflakes.
  6. johne

    johne War Hero

    Weetabix for me at 8am thankyou.
    Going up o Cumbria. May bump into Monty near Carlisle. :thefinger:
  7. seenoffteefcuk

    seenoffteefcuk New member

    Why on earth would you tell your wife/biiatch your on RR
  8. Montigny-La-Palisse

    Montigny-La-Palisse War Hero Moderator

    Mine knows, but stays away because she doesn't like the nasty words and pictures.
  9. seenoffteefcuk

    seenoffteefcuk New member

    Mine is a bit too sensative for sites like this esp DLs
  10. Rumrat

    Rumrat War Hero

    What nasty words?
    Every cunt on RR would have a fuckin hard time trying to find any of the bastards as most twats know you can't say nasty words.
    As for pics well the worst I ever saw was a squirrel with his guts hanging out and even thought that was a snatch.
    So keep on with the good standards lads and lassies, its a real family show. 8)
  11. stan_the_man

    stan_the_man Banned

    I think she got upset when she found out that I'd posted a dit about her fanny looking ike a torn Burbury sleeve or a half eaten blood orange on a couple of days a month
  12. Rumrat

    Rumrat War Hero

    So she's easily upset then? 8O
  13. stan_the_man

    stan_the_man Banned

    RR fcuking wench shouldn't have looked :D
  14. Rumrat

    Rumrat War Hero

    The bastards have run amok since they got the vote 8O :twisted:
  15. stan_the_man

    stan_the_man Banned

    Wot monks can vote?? thought they were too busy banging the choirboys

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