RR story....................................................

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  1. Ok lets try to rival the boot necks me thinks.........

    There was once a quiet town known as barbican , in the outskirts of plymouth, a quiet quaint area`with little social public houses frequented by tourists, locals and the occasional adventurous matelot or boot neck.
    It was in one of these local pubs, The Cider press where our heros met , on one monday evening just after pay day.....................
    Josie C was there after an arduous days work,dressed to kill in 3/4 jeans, fmb's, and low cut top , when in walked Brazen ,clad in her customary combat style mini, vest and boots, " blimey Josie, what a cack day - mines a chardonnay"!,
    Josie smiled at the wannabe WAG and promptly plonked down a bottle of 1978 Chardonnay and said "ok chick, whats up?"
    Brazen grinned and quickly gulped her first glass - "nothing babe, im just fed up and looking for fun........ u ?"
    "yeah fun ......... up for that - --- but here??" giggled Josie....
    "Ok- reinforcements needed, lets round up the troops" laughed BH,
    and pulled her mobile out of her combats.............. first to be called was Mr Tart ,(always good for a laugh), and then Mr Blobby, he was very reliable for fun, especially when beer was involved, then a few girls were drafted in in the guise of Aussie and G_R-
    "hey girls we fancy a run ashore- u up for it??) and so the group met....
    Josie giggled........ "more vino collapso BH??".......
    i think so.......... there's a party on the Hoe going on, shall we gate crash? smirked the hussy.
    OOHH only if men are there " giggled the gucci clad Aussie,
    "yeah men there - im there BH" purred G_R =........................
    So there they were, enjoying a sociable drink when Pol, the scottish sheep shagger appeared, along with his ship mate, Bob(ex rugby star), .....
    "Evening all "said the outer hebridian, "Whats happening????"..........
     
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    "Quiet so far Pol" said G_R, and sipped saucily from her G&T,
    "but there's a party on the Hoe" giggled Josie----
    "Party?? "frowned Bob, "where's our bloody invite........... "
    Pol and Bob had been fishing for weeks and the thought of a party was briging back much needed blood to various areas, and with 4 girlies as escorts the thought was quite encouraging!
    MR's tart and Blobby were clearly champing at the bit at the thought of an open air party, especially in navy territory where being a "marine" they had the upper hand............................
    "Ok girls--- party it is......... lead on " they yelled spilling stella` everywhere ...................................................................................
     
  3. wet_blobby

    wet_blobby War Hero Moderator

    go for it brazen...
     
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    Royal Marine if you please! :grin:
     
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    and so our merry troup left the confines of the "Cider Press" and stumbled upto to the Hoe.............
    where Mr's Tart and Blobby got quite quickly engrossed in a conversation with a couple of bird watchers.....
    watching from aside G_R and Josie were quite concerned as to what the bird watchers where upto as they seemed to be more engrossed in the lesser marine green gull than the lesser spotted gull!
     
  6. Suddenly from out of nowhere appeared a party of female Royals, or Booties as matelots call them, who yomped towards the Cider Press, pockets clancing with the small change they carried: their weekly pocket money. Blobby's tongue was hanging out when he spotted Janner amongst this happy band, his chest covered in shiny medals, being carried into the back of a large van full of naked, sexy lesbians all performing just for his benefit. Blobby went over, and like a randy bull in a Stewards Mess, shouted:

    Oi, I want in on some of the action!

    The response was immediate, the team of Brazenhussy's sisters.......
     

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