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  1. Time to come up with a good line in "Slogans, Logos and advertising blurbs before Saatchi & Saatchi steal the contract.
    :scratch: There must be a few quid in it. :scratch:

    Abortion Adverts On TV?

    The Advertising Standards Authority's beginning a three-month consultation on whether abortion clinics should be allowed to advertise on television.
    The adverts wouldn't be allowed to mention abortion by name - clinics would publicise themselves as 'pregnancy advisory services'.
    The move has been proposed by groups of advertising companies and broadcasters, and would also allow adverts for condoms to be shown before the watershed.
  2. sgtpepperband

    sgtpepperband War Hero Moderator Book Reviewer

    Condoms: "Buy me and stop one..." :oops:
  3. Abortion Clinics "You make um, we scrape um"

  4. :D :D :D
  5. I dreamt up an advert in which a meerkat advertises the
    termination services by telling everybody thats watching the
    telly that they keep getting their websites mixed up. One
    website is dedicated to all fish and chip shops throughout
    mainland UK, and gives detailed statistics as to how much
    scran you get for your money.

    The other website is for those girlies what have had an unwanted
    bun banged in 'em, to see which clinic is ofering the best deal.

    And our computer generated meerkat looks at his two easels
    and, using a pointer says:

    "ON MY LEFT (pointing)....IS COMPARE A PORTION DOT COM..."



    (Followed by the jingle........but you probably know that already)
  6. To the record breakers theme tune:

    "If you wanna be a model citizen: termination's what you need"
  7. Abortion -------Sand

    which of the above two would you find difficult to gargle ?
  8. FlagWagger

    FlagWagger Book Reviewer

    <image> Pregnant women looking tired and miserable.

    Are you Pregnant? Is life getting you down?

    If so, why not come along to our new one stop beauty clinic and leave with a glow of health - you'll feel like a new woman!

    <image> Fade to happy, smiling, beautiful woman with no "bump"

    Scrape and Polish - for more than your teeth....
  9. So its twins is it? :(

    S.O.G.O.F.! (You work it out)

    50% discount for pensioners every Thursday.

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