RR Advertising Consultancy plc

#1
Time to come up with a good line in "Slogans, Logos and advertising blurbs before Saatchi & Saatchi steal the contract.
:scratch: There must be a few quid in it. :scratch:


Abortion Adverts On TV?

The Advertising Standards Authority's beginning a three-month consultation on whether abortion clinics should be allowed to advertise on television.
The adverts wouldn't be allowed to mention abortion by name - clinics would publicise themselves as 'pregnancy advisory services'.
The move has been proposed by groups of advertising companies and broadcasters, and would also allow adverts for condoms to be shown before the watershed.
 
#5
I dreamt up an advert in which a meerkat advertises the
termination services by telling everybody thats watching the
telly that they keep getting their websites mixed up. One
website is dedicated to all fish and chip shops throughout
mainland UK, and gives detailed statistics as to how much
scran you get for your money.

The other website is for those girlies what have had an unwanted
bun banged in 'em, to see which clinic is ofering the best deal.

And our computer generated meerkat looks at his two easels
and, using a pointer says:

"ON MY LEFT (pointing)....IS COMPARE A PORTION DOT COM..."

"ON MY RIGHT (pointing)....IS COMPARE ABORTION DOT COM...."


"SIMPLES!"

(Followed by the jingle........but you probably know that already)
 

FlagWagger

GCM
Book Reviewer
#8
<image> Pregnant women looking tired and miserable.

Are you Pregnant? Is life getting you down?

If so, why not come along to our new one stop beauty clinic and leave with a glow of health - you'll feel like a new woman!

<image> Fade to happy, smiling, beautiful woman with no "bump"

Scrape and Polish - for more than your teeth....
 
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