Royals...Strange People....

#1
Guy i live with is x royally royal....

Obviously suffers from OCD,PST(did Telic 1) and other head issues...

Went out with the boys for another weekend of interesting times...

and the next morning, i awake to find a group of naked marines all asleep on the living room floor,2 with knives in there hands(god knows why)....and dunno who, but smells like someone pissed in the hallway...

and they had a competition who could do most naked press ups in a club...quite the audience....

Strange bunch of boys....

Most entertaining tho.
 
#2
And your issues with this behaviour are? :afro:
Knives in hands in case some clever cnut decides to play 'Eyebrows' or draw funny pictures on your face with a magic marker, well would you try that with a sleeping Royal with a knife in his hand? :rambo:
Naked because....you haven't met many Royals before then? :dwarf:
Oh and they all pished in the hallway! :w00t:




And shagged your mum/sister/girlfriend too probably. :thumright:
 

tiddlyoggy

War Hero
Book Reviewer
#3
NZB,
"And shagged your mum/sister/girlfriend too probably. "
V funny, but shouldn't you add to that:

only if they are:
a) Amputees
b) 20 stone + and rats
c) Mentally handicapped
 
#4
tiddlyoggy said:
NZB,
"And shagged your mum/sister/girlfriend too probably. "
V funny, but shouldn't you add to that:

only if they are:
a) Amputees
b) 20 stone + and rats
c) Mentally handicapped
Any holes a goal. :thumright:
 
#5
'only if they are:
a) Amputees
b) 20 stone + and rats
c) Mentally handicapped
Any holes a goal '

.....code for ' I'll only shag a woman who either can't escape or is incapable of saying 'No' = no rejection.Ahhhh. Bless.....the rest of us scare you that
much ? :whew: :thanks:
 

tiddlyoggy

War Hero
Book Reviewer
#6
taloolah,
".....code for ' I'll only shag a woman who either can't escape or is incapable of saying 'No' = no rejection.Ahhhh. Bless.....the rest of us scare you that "

Oooooooooooooh!
 
#7
Just get used to the fact that Royal loves to get naked - all the time - and they also love trashing toilets as well.

Us matelots usually have to bail them out though. ;-) :)
 
#9
NZ_Bootneck said:
And your issues with this behaviour are? :afro:
Knives in hands in case some clever cnut decides to play 'Eyebrows' or draw funny pictures on your face with a magic marker, well would you try that with a sleeping Royal with a knife in his hand? :rambo:
Naked because....you haven't met many Royals before then? :dwarf:
Oh and they all pished in the hallway! :w00t:




And shagged your mum/sister/girlfriend too probably. :thumright:
I've actually got a picture of my balls on a royals face when passed out...

but very true,if you think i would try it with a knife in said royals hand,no way.

And i dont have a problem with this behaviour....I encourage it....cept the punching women bit... :)

I have met plenty of royals...but its a first time when walking into a room that every single person was naked...i should of took a photo.


I hope you all realise this behaviour is not tolerated now...i even got banned from a sister site to this one, about potential royals being fags playing on computer games when i let a royal type a message under my username....

joke.
 
#10
Jewell said:
Guy i live with is x royally royal....

Obviously suffers from OCD,PST(did Telic 1) and other head issues...

Went out with the boys for another weekend of interesting times...

and the next morning, i awake to find a group of naked marines all asleep on the living room floor,2 with knives in there hands(god knows why)....and dunno who, but smells like someone pissed in the hallway...

and they had a competition who could do most naked press ups in a club...quite the audience....

Strange bunch of boys....

Most entertaining tho.
Send them round to me next time please! :bball:
 
#11
Taloolah said:
'only if they are:
a) Amputees
b) 20 stone + and rats
c) Mentally handicapped
Any holes a goal '

.....code for ' I'll only shag a woman who either can't escape or is incapable of saying 'No' = no rejection.Ahhhh. Bless.....the rest of us scare you that
much ? :whew: :thanks:
Royal sees it as part of his civic duty to think of the sexual needs of the handicapped, oops should that be Otherabled and doesn't shy away from doing his bit, where more 'discerning' servicemen may falter.

I would have thought from the content of your posts that you'd fit into one of the afforementioned catagories.
No? Oh well, I'm sure some more discriminating matelot will be along shortly to supply your needs.
 
#12
thingy said:
Jewell said:
Guy i live with is x royally royal....

Obviously suffers from OCD,PST(did Telic 1) and other head issues...

Went out with the boys for another weekend of interesting times...

and the next morning, i awake to find a group of naked marines all asleep on the living room floor,2 with knives in there hands(god knows why)....and dunno who, but smells like someone pissed in the hallway...

and they had a competition who could do most naked press ups in a club...quite the audience....

Strange bunch of boys....

Most entertaining tho.
Send them round to me next time please! :bball:
if you want 5 blokes hanging out the back of you then fine,i will :thanks:
 
#14
Jewell said:
Guy i live with is x royally royal....

Obviously suffers from OCD,PST(did Telic 1) and other head issues...

Went out with the boys for another weekend of interesting times...

and the next morning, i awake to find a group of naked marines all asleep on the living room floor,2 with knives in there hands(god knows why)....and dunno who, but smells like someone pissed in the hallway...

and they had a competition who could do most naked press ups in a club...quite the audience....

Strange bunch of boys....

Most entertaining tho.
Just think yourself lucky you are not sharing with an ex diesel submariner
 
#15
Jewell said:
Guy i live with is x royally royal....

Obviously suffers from OCD,PST(did Telic 1) and other head issues...

Went out with the boys for another weekend of interesting times...

and the next morning, i awake to find a group of naked marines all asleep on the living room floor,2 with knives in there hands(god knows why)....and dunno who, but smells like someone pissed in the hallway...

and they had a competition who could do most naked press ups in a club...quite the audience....

Strange bunch of boys....

Nope mate. All these things are basic requirements for entry!

Most entertaining tho.
 
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