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He's got her attention! Meet the buff soldier who exchanged numbers with Cheryl Cole | Mail Online
At least the article gets it right in that Royal is part of the RN and they can swap dresses when he gets back.
The Mail quotes:
"His brother-in-law Graham Peck told the Daily Mirror yesterday: 'Andy would love to take Cheryl out for dinner when he’s back in the UK."
Bootie really said:
"I would love to take Cheryl up trap two, the filthy dirter"
Why can't newspapers spell 'morale'
They can, "our" Cheryl is trying to drag those nasty booties up to a higher moral plane, no more cross dressing or naked bars for starters.
That'll be some photo for the gronks board, also the crab officer would get some for being, well, a crab officer.
I hope he really hurts her bottom and then tattoos a dagger on her back. With a sledgehammer.
Ive heard he is going to smash the living daylights out of her then zap sticker her headboard next to Ashley's Chelsea FC sticker.
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