Discussion in 'Diamond Lil's' started by rjordan, Apr 11, 2007.
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God Bless the Royal Marines
What was a)?
Don't confuse the poor lad with technicalities such as the alphabet
a) Was: God Bless the Senior Service & the lesser parts thereof.
and their penchent for naked mud wrestling and pugil stick fightingâ€¦
Good man, God bless the Royal Marines and everone who who shags them (female)..
Please form an orderly queue, you willl be vetted on the beer garden off the occiffers mess at lympstone, you MUST pass the following quick test:-
1. Do you have a pulse.
2. Do you have access to money.
3. Does daddy run a pub.
4. Do you resemble a female
5. Do your mates.
6. Do you fcuk on first dates
7. Will you.
8. Do you mind people watching your first shag with a Royal Marine.
9. Do you mind having no say in the distrubution rights off the video
10. Have you got a sense of humour.. :lol: :twisted:
NO U.S. MARINE WOULD EVER DISCRACE HIS UNIFORM THE WAY YOU DO YOURS. LOOKED LIKE A NICE PARTY. THIS SHOULD LOOK "QUITE NICE" IN "THE HISTORY OF THE ROYAL MARINES'. YOU 'LADS' SHOULD BE "QUITE" PROUD OF YOUR HISTORY!
JUST DON'T USE U.S. MARINES IN THE SAME SENTENCE AS ROYAL MARINES. Have you ever heard of "DEATH BEFORE DISHONOR'?
ROYAL MARINES MY ASS!!!!!!
No need to shout old chap...go and have nice cup of tea and a lie down.
On re reading you mentiined your arrse...please expand :lol:
To be fair, our boys and girl didn't stay quite as long as your lot in the 80's. Your chaps must have really enjoyed the hospitality.
What is a disc race anyway? Sounds like fun. If you are going to claim to be superior, at least check the spelling.
Also, they took the uniforms off, so technically they 'disc raced' cheap Iranian suits.
i'm not even gonna say another word... just gonna stand by and watch the brits tear you to pieces USMC. you're a bigger disgrace to the human race than those guys were to the UK.
Tsk American English
He's from Worcester and he's a Norwegian called Cnut.
OH please come and play...........
Useless Shite Monkey Cnut
Worked with the idiots many a time and always a bunch of pricks. All gob and no brains. Private, suck my fat one - SIR YES SIR.
Operation "Eagle Claw" anyone? I believe the Eye-Ranians are still flying around in your lovely Helos.....
Huh - Har indeed.....
Fuck off cunty bollocks. You're depriving some village of its idiot. Keep taking the tablets that the nice doctor man gave you.
Why on earth would anyone do that, why would we associate anything "Royal"with you.
Death Before Dishonour, you use these snippets to try and make youselves seem harder, whereas our "Royal" just need "Per Mare Per Terram"
Death Before Dishonour , yes you probably will but would dishonour include friendly fire or would that just be death
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