First night at a mans friend house and had to have a nervous poo, risky I know but he has popped out to the shop to get some fatty snacks etc- so I smugly saw this as a prime opportunity to have one. However the bastard won't flush! I have about 20 mins before he returns and trying to go through my options. 1) try and liberate it from the bowl, this runs the risk of being caught brown handed but also how does one dispose of the evidence? 2) deny all knowledge and cover with some toilet paper, try to think of a convincing theory such as reports from other houses of things coming back up the pipes hours after flushing. 3) do a shit and run. I know this isnt ladylike but I bet some of you filthers have some good tips, SOS!