Roses are Red.

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  1. "Violets are blue"
    "That time of the month?"
    "Well, give us a chew"

    * * * * * *

    "Roses are bastards"
    "Violets are shits"
    "I've got Tourettes"
    "So show me your tits"

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    (Go on - have a go).
     
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  2. Roses are red
    Violets are blue
    I'm schizophrenic
    And so am I
     
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  3. Roses are red,
    Violets are blue,
    Put 2 in the pink,
    And one in the goo

    Roses are red,
    Violets are blue,
    I feel a bit lonely
    Can i touch you?

    Roses are red,
    Violets are blue,
    Sniff on this rag,
    And get in my canoe
     
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  4. Roses are Red,
    Violets are blue,
    I'm using my hand,
    But I'm thinking of you.
     
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  5. Daffodils are Yellow and
    Violets are Blue
    Roses are expensive ...
    Will Dandelions do????
     
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  6. Roses are red
    Violets are glorious
    Never sneak up
    On Oscar Pistorious.
     
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  7. Roses are red
    Violets are blue
    Rhyming is hard
    Like I am for you

    * * * * * *
    Roses are red
    Violets are blue
    I've got genital warts
    Soon you will too

    * * * * * *
    Roses are grey
    Violets are grey
    I'm a dog

    * * * * * *

    Roses are red
    Violets are blue
    This joke's overused
    Your sister is too

    * * * * * *


    Gosh, this is certainly taking a dark turn . . .
     
  8. Someone's been on google! :)
     
  9. Caught! :oops:

    I was going to credit the source but assumed everyone knew what it was as some had already been quoted! :D
     
  10. Roses are red,
    Violets are blue,
    I thought it was safe,
    But that fart was a poo
     
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  11. Roses are red
    Violets are blue
    Poetry's too difficult
    I'm off for a beer

    (I actually am) :D:p
     
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  12. Blackrat

    Blackrat War Hero Moderator Book Reviewer

    Roses are red
    Ivy is twisted
    Bend over love
    You're gonna get fisted
     
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  13. Roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet, but you feckin ain't.
     
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  14. Violets are blue,
    Roses are thorny,
    Get in to bed,
    Because im fucking horny.
     
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  15. "Roses smell nice"
    "And violets do too"
    "I don't at the moment"
    "Cos I've just followed through"

    Anon.
     
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  16. Roses are red
    Violets are blue
    I've got a knife
    Get in the van
     
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  17. Roses are red
    Violets are blue
    I've got the Night shift
    Whoopity doo.
     
  18. Blackrat

    Blackrat War Hero Moderator Book Reviewer

    Roses are red
    Violets are blue
    Once you've seen my hammer
    I'll wank over your corpse
     
  19. Roses are Red
    Violets are gay
    I'm fcuking off home
    as its Poets Day!
     
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  20. Roses are red
    Violets are violet
    That's why they're called violets
    You fucking idiot
     
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