Rolf Harris?

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  1. A one - two........a one-two-three......

    "Once a Jolly Norman, camped by a Forumbong"
    "Under the guise of a username was he"
    "And he sang as he typed, and waited for the shit to fly"
    "You'll come a-Walting Matilda with me"

    "Walting Matilda, Walting Matilda, you'll come a-Walting Matilda with me,
    and he sang as he typed, and waited for the shit to fly, you'll come
    a-Walting Matilda with me"

    "Down came a DumbFuck to post upon that Forumbong"
    "Up jumped the Norman and grabbed him with glee"
    "And he sang as he stuffed that DumbFuck in his tuckerbag"
    "You'll come a-Walting Matilda with me"

    (Chorus)

    "Up rode the Moderator mounted on his thoroughbred"
    "Up rode the ones that bit, one-two-three"
    "Where's that Jolly DumbFuck you've stuffed into your tuckerbag?"
    "You'll come a-Walting Matilda with me"

    (Chorus)

    "Up jumped the Norman, and sprang into that Forumbong"
    "You'll never take me alive!", said he,
    "And his ghost may be heard on every fucking Thread-a-Bong"
    "You'll come a-Walting Matilda with me"

    (Chorus)


    * THE END *
     
  2. brilliant, just fecking brilliant. PMSL
     
  3. Sheer class !!! BZ
     
  4. Regrettably, it takes the existence of Norman to inspire such gems as this. Bloody beaut! BZ indeed.
     

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