Rodeo

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  1. A man took his wife to the rodeo and one of their first stops was the breeding bull exhibit. They went up to the first pen and there was a sign attached that said, "This bull mated 50 times last year.â€

    The wife playfully nudged her husband in the ribs and said, "See ... He mated 50 times last year... once-a-week.â€

    They walked to the second pen which had a sign attached that said, "This bull mated 120 times last year.â€

    The wife gave her husband a healthy jab and said, "That's more than twice a week! You could learn a lot from him.â€

    They walked to the third pen and it had a sign attached that said, in capital letters, "This bull mated 365 times last year.â€

    The wife, so excited that her elbow nearly broke her husband's ribs, said, that's once-a-DAY. You could REALLY learn something from this one.â€

    The husband looked at her and said,
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    "Go over and ask him if it was with the same cow.â€
     

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