Road kill

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  1. wet_blobby

    wet_blobby War Hero Moderator

    I've been racking a few up over the years, my latest struck me (well, I struck it really) as a superb effort. What's your tally? The ones I remember are....

    Hens...flock x 1
    Hawk... 3
  2. More modest but also more exotic since my move to Spain.

    Dog x 2
    Cat x 3
    Hedgehog x Lots
    Fox x 1
    Badger x 1
    Baby warthog x 1
    Snake x 2
  3. Penguin :?:
  4. wet_blobby

    wet_blobby War Hero Moderator

    I know....Top effort or what.
  5. Living in London, the opportunities for decent wildlife culling are few and far between, but it doesn't mean I can't play the game too:

    Cyclist male x 2
    Cyclist female x 1
    Moped rider x 1
    Skateboarder x 3 (in a oner)
    Drunk vagrant x 1
    School child x 1

    None of them died but they all made contact.
    Two of the cyclists fell off and all the skateboarders went down with one taking down his two oppos after he swerved in front of me.

    On all occasions I was in the right and the target was to blame, all verified by witnesses including a copper during the tramp incident.
  6. wet_blobby

    wet_blobby War Hero Moderator

    That's shocking, Tramps have fallen down the ladder from "Gentleman of the road" to "Drunk Vagrant".
  7. You certain it wasn't a Nun? :p
  8. Aphid x 3

    They had it coming
  9. There is a distinct difference.

    I define a drunk vagrant as a complete twat who is pissed up and lost their way, much like this sheep's cunt:

    Where as a gentleman of the road is a National treasure, I would never run over a gentleman of the road, in fact I would gladly stove my car into a bus shelter in order to avoid a gentleman of the road:

    Incidentally when I googled tramp a picture of this came up:
  10. hmmm tramp stamp...classy.

    Still, something look at while your 'on the job' eh? eh?

    you know what I mean...phwoaaaaaar etc etc
  11. wet_blobby

    wet_blobby War Hero Moderator

    That piccies awesome, I do hope that " Randolph Fiends" ? bloke paid the tramp copyright for modelling himself on his image.
  12. [​IMG]

    tramp ahoy

    Gandalf has fallen on hard times of late
  13. That's XRD.
  14. What were you driving a fcukin snowmobile??
  15. My guess would be Land Rover in the Falklands. Or did he smash into a zoo?
  16. Or a fcukin snowmobile in a zoo in the Falklands 8O
  17. or the biscuit aisle of Asda?
  18. Hit a badger at high speed once in my ex girlfriends saxo...........badger was in a better state than the car for sure. Although the bugger was indeed dead the car wasnt gonna make it much further either
  19. I'm sure that a snowmobile in Asda's would have made the news :lol:
  20. That's true, if pyjamas in Tesco can make the headlines then anything's possible

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