Road kill

wet_blobby

War Hero
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#1
I've been racking a few up over the years, my latest struck me (well, I struck it really) as a superb effort. What's your tally? The ones I remember are....

Pheasants.....17
Buzzards..2
Hens...flock x 1
Hawk... 3
Cat...1
Sheep...2
Duck..4
Possum...3
Peacock...2
Penguin...1
 
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white_mafia

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#2
More modest but also more exotic since my move to Spain.

Dog x 2
Cat x 3
Hedgehog x Lots
Fox x 1
Badger x 1
Baby warthog x 1
Snake x 2
 
#3
wet_blobby said:
I've been racking a few up over the years, my latest struck me (well, I struck it really) as a superb effort. What's your tally? The ones I remember are....

Pheasants.....17
Buzzards..2
Hens...flock x 1
Hawk... 3
Cat...1
Sheep...2
Duck..4
Possum...3
Peacock...2
Penguin...1
Penguin :?:
 
#5
Living in London, the opportunities for decent wildlife culling are few and far between, but it doesn't mean I can't play the game too:

Cyclist male x 2
Cyclist female x 1
Moped rider x 1
Skateboarder x 3 (in a oner)
Drunk vagrant x 1
School child x 1

None of them died but they all made contact.
Two of the cyclists fell off and all the skateboarders went down with one taking down his two oppos after he swerved in front of me.

On all occasions I was in the right and the target was to blame, all verified by witnesses including a copper during the tramp incident.
 
#9
wet_blobby said:
That's shocking, Tramps have fallen down the ladder from "Gentleman of the road" to "Drunk Vagrant".
There is a distinct difference.

I define a drunk vagrant as a complete twat who is pissed up and lost their way, much like this sheep's cunt:


Where as a gentleman of the road is a National treasure, I would never run over a gentleman of the road, in fact I would gladly stove my car into a bus shelter in order to avoid a gentleman of the road:


Incidentally when I googled tramp a picture of this came up:
 
#18
Hit a badger at high speed once in my ex girlfriends saxo...........badger was in a better state than the car for sure. Although the bugger was indeed dead the car wasnt gonna make it much further either
 
#19
EasilyDistracted said:
v8topcat said:
EasilyDistracted said:
v8topcat said:
wet_blobby said:
I know....Top effort or what.
What were you driving a fcukin snowmobile??
My guess would be Land Rover in the Falklands. Or did he smash into a zoo?
Or a fcukin snowmobile in a zoo in the Falklands 8O
or the biscuit aisle of Asda?
I'm sure that a snowmobile in Asda's would have made the news :lol:
 
#20
v8topcat said:
EasilyDistracted said:
v8topcat said:
EasilyDistracted said:
v8topcat said:
wet_blobby said:
I know....Top effort or what.
What were you driving a fcukin snowmobile??
My guess would be Land Rover in the Falklands. Or did he smash into a zoo?
Or a fcukin snowmobile in a zoo in the Falklands 8O
or the biscuit aisle of Asda?
I'm sure that a snowmobile in Asda's would have made the news :lol:
That's true, if pyjamas in Tesco can make the headlines then anything's possible
 

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