RNAC HMS Collingwood

#6
Woah there fcukers don't forget about moi, someone needs to bring a bit of class to this gang rape.....er I mean........er.......drinks party.
 
#10
Alfacharlie said:
You can bring the HBM mate...... And a spade.
Don't worry shippers I went to B&Q and purchased a new rape kit at the weekend, I now have a Ford Transit, fully stocked with the following items:

A mattress
HBM x Shitloads
Some digging equipment
Three hole balaclava
Swarfega
Marigold gloves
Cable ties
Cillit Bang
A replica pistol
A cool box containing some snacks and beer for afterwards
Digital camera for those Kodak moments

Have I missed anything?
 
#12
2_deck_dash said:
Alfacharlie said:
You can bring the HBM mate...... And a spade.
Don't worry shippers I went to B&Q and purchased a new rape kit at the weekend, I now have a Ford Transit, fully stocked with the following items:

A mattress
HBM x Shitloads
Some digging equipment
Three hole balaclava
Swarfega
Marigold gloves
Cable ties
Cillit Bang
A replica pistol
A cool box containing some snacks and beer for afterwards
Digital camera for those Kodak moments

Have I missed anything?
Travel scrabble.
 
#13
Alfacharlie said:
2_deck_dash said:
Alfacharlie said:
You can bring the HBM mate...... And a spade.
Don't worry shippers I went to B&Q and purchased a new rape kit at the weekend, I now have a Ford Transit, fully stocked with the following items:

A mattress
HBM x Shitloads
Some digging equipment
Three hole balaclava
Swarfega
Marigold gloves
Cable ties
Cillit Bang
A replica pistol
A cool box containing some snacks and beer for afterwards
Digital camera for those Kodak moments

Have I missed anything?
Travel scrabble.
Neggers cheggers

Travel Uckers!
 
#16
2_deck_dash said:
Alfacharlie said:
You can bring the HBM mate...... And a spade.
Don't worry shippers I went to B&Q and purchased a new rape kit at the weekend, I now have a Ford Transit, fully stocked with the following items:

A mattress
HBM x Shitloads
Some digging equipment
Three hole balaclava
Swarfega
Marigold gloves
Cable ties
Cillit Bang
A replica pistol
A cool box containing some snacks and beer for afterwards
Digital camera for those Kodak moments

Have I missed anything?
Firstly, ditch the digital camera, for some reason a polaroid is more sinister and you can show them straight away.

You also need:

1. Quicklime.
2. A small portable radio to play surreal Nancy Sinatra and Lee Hazlewood songs during the "event".
3. A roll of carpet.
4. Make up. (For you or her, I like to apply lipstick once I've finished and sob whilst looking into the mirror.)
5. Your dead wife's dress to make her wear. (If you are not recently berieved, just a posh dress will do.)
6. A wire coathanger.

That should cover it, but we all have personal preferences.
 
#20
No Amy, meet me outside Jack's Snacks, I'll be waiting in my Transit.

You better be there or I will find you, I know where you live, don't stand me up or you will regret it.
 

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