RN Website: "Naval Version Of The Swiss Army Knife To Put On Show For Capital"

http://www.royal-navy.mod.uk/operations-and-support/surface-fleet/assault-ships/albion-class/hms-bulwark/news/royal_navy_assault_s.htm

 

Can't see that finding it's way into my tool box!!

Semper Strenuissima

 

A proper Artificer will use the right tool for the job. Lidl Tiffs and dabbers use swiss army knives. If only we had gone foreign and bought a decent ship.......

 

Hmmn, the words: "elephant, mouse, committee & design" spring to mind.

Question is - Has it got one of those pointy things to extract sea cadets from 'orses hooves?

 

Really? It'll be interesting to see where... :?

 

IanVisits

 

Hello Ninjie - try as I might I cannot come up with a suitable phrase using those 4 words.

Mouse committee for the design of elephants?

Design committee staffed by mice and elephants?

Elephants imprinted with mouse designs form committee?

Please help or I will be unable to function this afternoon worrying about it!!

 

You are a retard!! There you go. 4 words ;-)

 

You love me really xxx

 

Actually the Elephant/mouse reference was alluding to my new gastronomic version of a turducken, only instead of using turkey, duck & chicken, I've designed a dish with a mouse within a duck within a turkey within a dog within a horse within an elephant.

Haven't perfected it yet but the idea is to line one up behind the other & frighten the mouse. I've had a few messy near-misses, with the animals in the wrong order, but I'm gertting there.

I was inspired by Heston Wotsit on HMSM Turbulent

 

Aye not quite moored alongside! Oh Jetty Sentries is for winners

 

Heston BloominghecK? Strange man.

Anyway Ninjie, I can always find you mice. Would you prefer a live one or one freshly murdered by my cat?

 

HMS Bulwark shows spectators her capabilities | Greenwich.co.uk

 

So, moored not "alongside"?

 

Not a bad chuck-up courtesy of the Beeb:

BBC News - Rare glimpse of Royal Navy new flagship HMS Bulwark

 

London Regional News | London Tonight - ITV Local

 

Aaah! ASRM fail... "Who put that Blackfriars Bridge there?!" :shock:

 

So is that an FMT3, an S.232 or an Air Incident Report Form?

 

...it's a crate at the Sausage Maker's Parade! :wink: