RN Website: "Naval Version Of The Swiss Army Knife To Put On Show For Capital"

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  1. Can't see that finding it's way into my tool box!!

    Semper Strenuissima
     
  2. A proper Artificer will use the right tool for the job. Lidl Tiffs and dabbers use swiss army knives. If only we had gone foreign and bought a decent ship.......
     
  3. Ninja_Stoker

    Ninja_Stoker War Hero Moderator

    Hmmn, the words: "elephant, mouse, committee & design" spring to mind.

    Question is - Has it got one of those pointy things to extract sea cadets from 'orses hooves?
     
  4. sgtpepperband

    sgtpepperband War Hero Moderator Book Reviewer

    Really? It'll be interesting to see where... :?
     
  5. Hello Ninjie - try as I might I cannot come up with a suitable phrase using those 4 words.

    Mouse committee for the design of elephants?

    Design committee staffed by mice and elephants?

    Elephants imprinted with mouse designs form committee?

    Please help or I will be unable to function this afternoon worrying about it!!
     
  6. You are a retard!! There you go. 4 words ;-)
     
  7. You love me really xxx
     
  8. Ninja_Stoker

    Ninja_Stoker War Hero Moderator

    Actually the Elephant/mouse reference was alluding to my new gastronomic version of a turducken, only instead of using turkey, duck & chicken, I've designed a dish with a mouse within a duck within a turkey within a dog within a horse within an elephant.

    Haven't perfected it yet but the idea is to line one up behind the other & frighten the mouse. I've had a few messy near-misses, with the animals in the wrong order, but I'm gertting there.

    I was inspired by Heston Wotsit on HMSM Turbulent
     
  9. Aye not quite moored alongside! Oh Jetty Sentries is for winners :D
     
  10. Heston BloominghecK? Strange man.

    Anyway Ninjie, I can always find you mice. Would you prefer a live one or one freshly murdered by my cat?
     
  11. sgtpepperband

    sgtpepperband War Hero Moderator Book Reviewer

    So, moored not "alongside"?
     
  12. sgtpepperband

    sgtpepperband War Hero Moderator Book Reviewer

    Aaah! ASRM fail... "Who put that Blackfriars Bridge there?!" :shock:

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  13. sgtpepperband

    sgtpepperband War Hero Moderator Book Reviewer

  14. So is that an FMT3, an S.232 or an Air Incident Report Form?
     
  15. sgtpepperband

    sgtpepperband War Hero Moderator Book Reviewer

    ...it's a crate at the Sausage Maker's Parade! :wink:
     

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