Funny story about Service Police. I was on det in Germany and drinking in the Malcolm Club at Wildenrath. Anyway the drinking went on far too long at the manager couldn't get rid of everyone and the RAF police were called.
Going back a few years earlier I was in a high School in N Wales and one of my class mates had really bandy legs and was know by the nickname Gary Gay Legs

He joined the RAF Police when I joined the Navy.
Going back to the night in he walks with the rest of Coppers, I shouted out.... Funkin Hell its Gary Gay Legs!!! Obviously he wasn't happy however his fellow coppers thought it was the funniest thing!!! Never bumped into him again, however his RAF career is now marred like his school life :0