Sssshhhh.......Keep it down a bit. You know what HMRC are like about "benefits in kind". Company car or free socks I can see very little difference
My main gripe isn't the food or the 0545 pipe, it's how uncomfortable my AKU's are compared the the Gucci Haix boots! That and how my feet burn at the slightest bit of warmth in the parade ground!
I've nearly fallen asleep so many times in Ganges too!