"RN helo in Top Gun-style rescue off Argyll coast"

http://www.pressandjournal.co.uk/Article.aspx/1377517?UserKey=

 

they found the pilot circling half a mile offshore from Machrihanish on the Mull of Kintyre, having refused to land at the airstrip there.

Typical woman I can't land there there runway is the wrong length

 

Calling the GANNET blokes "Top Gun" is somewhat of an insult to them.

The disoriented septic bint's mother had clearly never told her not to follow strange men with big choppers.

 

I liked the bit about 'advising' her not to fly into Ben Nevis.

 

May take her some time to live that one down

 

CAn't blame them for not wanting to land at Kintyre! If you've been there you'll know why.

The taxi fare to Prestwick would have been horrendous as well. 8O