RM Uniforms & Their Purposes.

Discussion in 'The Corps' started by paddlequack, Sep 11, 2007.

Welcome to the Navy Net aka Rum Ration

The UK's largest and busiest UNofficial RN website.

The heart of the site is the forum area, including:

  1. It's come to my attention that there are a few uniforms that the Booties use, I'm curious to find out what each ones purpose serves for. :) Besides covering up the bulging bellies I'm sure doesn't exist on them ;).
  2. Ones to fight in
    Ones to go ashore in
    Ones to march about in playing an instrument

    Frocks and Dresses are for wearing down the messdeck :w00t:
  3. sgtpepperband

    sgtpepperband War Hero Moderator Book Reviewer

    a. Little green number
    b. Little black number
    c. Little blue number

    8O :lol:
  4. Take 180 pounds of bone, muscle and sinew. Wrap tightly in neoprene rubber. Soak in salt-water.......................deadly when wet :thumright:

  5. sgtpepperband

    sgtpepperband War Hero Moderator Book Reviewer

    Bone? Yep, that's about right... 8O :lol: :wink:
  6. janner

    janner War Hero Book Reviewer

    Don't forget the all in one Jim Jams for night night time :dwarf: :thumright: :dwarf:
  7. Sooooo hurtfull!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :bball:
  8. Seadog

    Seadog War Hero Moderator

    Each uniform is worn so that it can be......taken off! Royal seldom wastes an opportunity.
  10. sgtpepperband

    sgtpepperband War Hero Moderator Book Reviewer

    "The Gimp's sleeping"

    "Well I guess you're just gonna have to wake him up now, aint'cha?"

    "But it's 10 o'clock in the morning!"

    "...erm, right, okay..."

  11. Or maybe Bergs our steely eyed commando has slipped in during the night with his welrod suppressed pistol and slotted the **** in his sleep. Who knows??
  12. d. Little roll mat number

    I'll get my coat...

  13. Bloody hell where to start, first check daily orders on your Company Notice Board (Or do you get briefed via Internet nowadays) this will assist you in avoiding embarrassing faux pas, there is nothing worse than turning to in an Off the Shoulder Cocktail Dress and 6" heels when everyone else is rigged in Summer Frocks with flats.
    Alternately Google the following
    1/2 Lovats
    Working Rig
    etc etc etc

    Oh bollocks did I just bite?
  14. Whats the little red number with white cross belts for?

Share This Page