RM run ashore rig unveiled.

[BillyNoMates]

Kilts for the boys. Specially commissioned in RM colours. Should go down a storm with
the ladies............knickers and thongs will simply evaporate when they catch sight of
a bunch of square jawed blokes boogying round their bergens in the middle of the
dancefloor.

 

[finknottle]

Excellent I know someone who may like one of those for Crimbo, shame there is no matching sporran.

 

[Streaky]

Doesn't need a sporran. It's a cargo kilt.

Hopefully flame retardent.

 

[BillyNoMates]

Now you've got yer kilt, you are going to need something to sit on........

 

[finknottle]

Doesn't need a sporran. It's a cargo kilt.

Hopefully flame retardent.

What's a 'cargo kilt' all about, I am not au fait with these modern rigs?

 

[finknottle]

It has a cargo pocket on the side, so no need to drape a badger from your belt :wink:

FFS! Is nothing sacred Jock McSporran will be spinning in his grave.

 

[BreathingOutOnTheWayUp]

Now you've got yer kilt, you are going to need something to sit on........

Mmm - Not to be sniffed at, but that guy on the right seems to be waiting his turn for a snort with his Proboscis.

 

[BreathingOutOnTheWayUp]

Issat the Slack Vixens OH? or is it the SV herself??

 

[NZ_Bootneck]

Kilts for the boys. Specially commissioned in RM colours. Should go down a storm with
the ladies............knickers and thongs will simply evaporate when they catch sight of
a bunch of square jawed blokes boogying round their bergens in the middle of the
dancefloor.

Pah what a big girl he is!
Firstly it ends below the knees, any self respecting Royal would only wear a Britney 'Ooops I did it again' vid type kilt as shown here...
And secondly his waxed moustache/Katweezle beard combo marks him out as a longest 'tache competion freakazoid!:slow:

 

[BillyNoMates]

Your Sunday morning drool-fest. Mostly nice totty.

Luv'n'ShowUsYourBeardedSporran,

William Zero Chums.

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