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  1. COME ON TIME TO ADMIT TO YOUR ALCOHOL PROBLEM !!
    HERES A LITTLE HELP TALLYING UP THOSE SCORES

    REMEMBER THE SAFE WEEKLY LIMIT IS 21 FOR MEN AND 14 FOR WOMEN.

    1 pub measure of spirits (25ml) = 1 unit
    1 small glass table wine = 1.4 units
    1 bottle of alcopops = 1.6 units
    1 pints of beer = 2 units
    1 litre bottle of table wine = 7 units
    1 bottle of spirits = 26 units
    1 bottle of Buckfast = 11.25 units
    1 can of Stella Artois 440ml = 2.3 units
    3 litre bottle of cider = 18 units
    1 bottle of Jack Daniels = 28 units

    TRY TO AS HONEST AS YOU CAN.
     
  2. by my calculations mine is at least 80 :oops:
     
  3. Rubbing alcohol

    Rocket fuel also found in cigarettes

    Antifreeze the old recipe

    Meths. Not to be sold after 1900hrs the chemist informed me.

    Polish denatured alcohol. Coming to your park bench soon.
     
  4. Never drank spirits or alcopops, only ever drank bitter = 168 units per week................now you know why the men in white coats carted me off.
     
  5. To nick you beer? :roll:
     
  6. witsend

    witsend War Hero Book Reviewer

    Never ever had you as a bitter man, shipwreck. :wink:

    Anyway, where's my T-shirt?
     
  7. Wahoo... at 63 units p/w you guys are so far making me feel like a vicar at a tea party.
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    *sh!t, here they come again, them little pinky [email protected].!! Samson bar at the ready!*
     
  8. Customary intake is 3 litres of cider per day, more if there's a decent live football/cricket match on SKY. Am I doing something wrong ? :? :? :?
     
  9. Drying out 8O :?:
     
  10. 49 units isnt to bad when i say ive cut down from my priory days i mean it.
    I think back then i was on about 10 stellas a day and then there was the cabin parties afterwards.
     
  11. 49 units isnt to bad when i say ive cut down from my priory days i mean it.
    I think back then i was on about 10 stellas a day and then there was the cabin parties afterwards.
     
  12. Paki's
     
  13. I see that you are still on the Doubles though, shippers....... :wink:
     
  14. I cant believe it done that on this of all threads.
    Quite funny though.
     

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