right who's got a problem

#1
COME ON TIME TO ADMIT TO YOUR ALCOHOL PROBLEM !!
HERES A LITTLE HELP TALLYING UP THOSE SCORES

REMEMBER THE SAFE WEEKLY LIMIT IS 21 FOR MEN AND 14 FOR WOMEN.

1 pub measure of spirits (25ml) = 1 unit
1 small glass table wine = 1.4 units
1 bottle of alcopops = 1.6 units
1 pints of beer = 2 units
1 litre bottle of table wine = 7 units
1 bottle of spirits = 26 units
1 bottle of Buckfast = 11.25 units
1 can of Stella Artois 440ml = 2.3 units
3 litre bottle of cider = 18 units
1 bottle of Jack Daniels = 28 units

TRY TO AS HONEST AS YOU CAN.
 
#3
Rubbing alcohol

Rocket fuel also found in cigarettes

Antifreeze the old recipe

Meths. Not to be sold after 1900hrs the chemist informed me.

Polish denatured alcohol. Coming to your park bench soon.
 
#4
Never drank spirits or alcopops, only ever drank bitter = 168 units per week................now you know why the men in white coats carted me off.
 
#5
Sterling_Stirling said:
Never drank spirits or alcopops, only ever drank bitter = 168 units per week................now you know why the men in white coats carted me off.
To nick you beer? :roll:
 

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#6
Sterling_Stirling said:
Never drank spirits or alcopops, only ever drank bitter = 168 units per week................now you know why the men in white coats carted me off.
Never ever had you as a bitter man, shipwreck. :wink:

Anyway, where's my T-shirt?
 
#8
Customary intake is 3 litres of cider per day, more if there's a decent live football/cricket match on SKY. Am I doing something wrong ? :? :? :?
 
#10
49 units isnt to bad when i say ive cut down from my priory days i mean it.
I think back then i was on about 10 stellas a day and then there was the cabin parties afterwards.
 
#11
49 units isnt to bad when i say ive cut down from my priory days i mean it.
I think back then i was on about 10 stellas a day and then there was the cabin parties afterwards.
 
#13
seenoffteefcuk said:
49 units isnt to bad when i say ive cut down from my priory days i mean it.
I think back then i was on about 10 stellas a day and then there was the cabin parties afterwards.
seenoffteefcuk said:
49 units isnt to bad when i say ive cut down from my priory days i mean it.
I think back then i was on about 10 stellas a day and then there was the cabin parties afterwards.
I see that you are still on the Doubles though, shippers....... :wink:
 
#14
BreathingOutOnTheWayUp said:
seenoffteefcuk said:
49 units isnt to bad when i say ive cut down from my priory days i mean it.
I think back then i was on about 10 stellas a day and then there was the cabin parties afterwards.
seenoffteefcuk said:
49 units isnt to bad when i say ive cut down from my priory days i mean it.
I think back then i was on about 10 stellas a day and then there was the cabin parties afterwards.
I see that you are still on the Doubles though, shippers....... :wink:
I cant believe it done that on this of all threads.
Quite funny though.
 
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