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Blackrat

War Hero
Moderator
Book Reviewer
Hello fuckers. For those who have been here for a while, you may have noticed an absence of not just me, but of MLP, 2DD and Jonno/Cunt/Canto or whatever the hell usernames he's had. There's been a reason for this and it's not the one where the four of us got hitched in some weird gay marriage ceremony in Peru where we have been named Rulers of all the Alpacas and Bummers of whom we wish. That's all bollocks. Except for the Alpaca bit. Not that any of you give a shit but the other three are well. I visited 2DD's country seat in August and a fun time was had by all, MLP is still serving and skiving like fuck and Jonno is still alive. God knows how considering some of the places he's been to and continues to go to. But he's a massive cunt so there's no loss there. Why have we not been here? Apart from having lives, it all got a bit shit really. That's why.

Right, so that's that. For the moment, i'm back and i still have Moderator status. That aside, which one of you wankers wants a fight?
 

Scran_Bag

War Hero
I'd survive seeing as your arse is like a windsock.
That's your arse, that is. The only items inserted in mine were placed there by medically qualified staff for exploratory purposes...............and I wasn't keen on that at the time either.
 

Blackrat

War Hero
Moderator
Book Reviewer
Oh for the days of Manchoman and the other fuckwits that we used to play with. They really were first rate throbbers.
 

Scran_Bag

War Hero
I've always aspired to be a third rate throbber and failed miserably. On the other hand, your ascerbic wit and occasionaly amusing quips are welcomed back.
 

WreckerL

War Hero
Super Moderator
Being a moderator doesn't scare me, I don't belong to the church of Scotland so yah boo sucks to BR.
 

Ballistic

War Hero
That aside, which one of you wankers wants a fight?



Oh, by the way - good to see you back on here.
 
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Blackrat

War Hero
Moderator
Book Reviewer
Any recent pics of the Mong Tiger?

Kenny! I fucking loved that cat.

I've always aspired to be a third rate throbber and failed miserably. On the other hand, your ascerbic wit and occasionaly amusing quips are welcomed back.

I don't know whether to swear at you or not. Fucker.

Being a moderator doesn't scare me, I don't belong to the church of Scotland so yah boo sucks to BR.

The fact that you're a hotching submariner is enough to scare anyone with a sense of smell within a radius of 100 miles.



Oh, by the way - good to see you back on here.

My Honey Badger will kick the shit out of your Anteater without even drawing breath.

How is the cellar?

Ssshhhhhh. The Police are everywhere.
 

witsend

MIA
Book Reviewer
Aye, he was special. Sadly missed. Anyone know if he had any grandsons/nephews and we can have a whip-round and adopt them?

We can have a naming ceremony, I vote for ‘slim’.
 

BillyNoMates

War Hero
Kenny! I fucking loved that cat.



I don't know whether to swear at you or not. Fucker.



The fact that you're a hotching submariner is enough to scare anyone with a sense of smell within a radius of 100 miles.



My Honey Badger will kick the shit out of your Anteater without even drawing breath.



Ssshhhhhh. The Police are everywhere.


I have a couple of replacements who would like to audition as the sites official mascot.

Jerry the window cleaning giraffe.

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Tommy two heads. The cat of nightmares.

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Vote now!
 
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