Upon reaching 65, old Fred decided to retire. After having him under foot for a few months, his wife became very agitated with him. She suggested he go and do something to occupy himself, like join a club or get a hobby. Old Fred obliged and went out for a couple of hours. When he got home his wife asked about his day and he replied, "Oh, I just went down to the corner bar and hung out with the guys. Oh yeah, I joined a parachute club." "What? Are you nuts? You're 65 years old and you're going to start parachuting?" "Yeah, look I even got a membership card." "Old man, you need glasses! This is a membership in a Prostitute Club!" "Oh, great, now what am I gonna to do? I signed up for five jumps a week!"