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  1. Upon reaching 65, old Fred decided to retire. After
    having him under foot for a few months, his wife
    became very agitated with him. She suggested he
    go and do something to occupy himself, like join
    a club or get a hobby.

    Old Fred obliged and went out for a couple of hours.
    When he got home his wife asked about his day
    and he replied, "Oh, I just went down to the corner
    bar and hung out with the guys. Oh yeah, I joined
    a parachute club."

    "What? Are you nuts? You're 65 years old and
    you're going to start parachuting?"

    "Yeah, look I even got a membership card."

    "Old man, you need glasses! This is a membership
    in a Prostitute Club!"

    "Oh, great, now what am I gonna to do? I signed up
    for five jumps a week!"

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