The idiots (particularly up 'emselves BBC types) who continue to use the definite article pre HMS, should be made to record the phrase "THE HER MAJESTY'S SHIP" in a loud , clear voice, then have it played back to them in surround sound at full volume 100 times at 0400 every morning just to emphasize how stupid it sounds.
Did something similar in 2005 where we embarked survivors from Repulse and PoW for the ceremony. Very poignant moment was the flight deck service.
Had the pleasure of giving a large rum from the POs' Mess to one of the Stokers to take down his mess for an ex-stoker who had struggled down 3 decks to be back in the messdeck for a tot only to find nothing but tinnies. Imagine his surprise when he discovered some Stokers now have lumps under their overalls!