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Remember the Musicals?

slim

War Hero
Well it's about time that the musicals were brought up to date.
For starters here are the first three makeovers.
Please add the rest:

The Musicals brought up to date.

West Side Story.
Renamed Moss side story.
Tells the story of a scouse chav and a nice middle class girl. Chav knocks her up and gets her a council flat. Puts her on the game and lives off her earnings. Eventually meets gullible punter who rescues her.

Guys and Dolls
Renamed Guys and Guys
Set in Bangkok where a naive Brummie meets a beautiful girl. Unknown to him she is actually a katoy. Falls in love and pays for katoys operation only to find that he preferred her as he was.

The King and I
Renamed The King and I
About a King who has a pretty wife but would prefer to be a tampax.
 

Scouse_Scribes

Lantern Swinger
slim said:
The Musicals brought up to date.

West Side Story.
Renamed Moss side story.
Tells the story of a scouse chav and a nice middle class girl. Chav knocks her up and gets her a council flat. Puts her on the game and lives off her earnings. Eventually meets gullible punter who rescues her.

Don't wish to be too geographically pedantic but Moss Side is in manchesstoh not Liverpool, even a scouse chav has the sense not to set up his women in moss side

:thumright:
 

slim

War Hero
Scouse_Scribes said:
slim said:
The Musicals brought up to date.

West Side Story.
Renamed Moss side story.
Tells the story of a scouse chav and a nice middle class girl. Chav knocks her up and gets her a council flat. Puts her on the game and lives off her earnings. Eventually meets gullible punter who rescues her.

Don't wish to be too geographically pedantic but Moss Side is in manchesstoh not Liverpool, even a scouse chav has the sense not to set up his women in moss side

:thumright:

Perhaps he was a chav social climber :money:

Anyway how about some new titles :thumright:
 

Scouse_Scribes

Lantern Swinger
Seven Sisters for Seven Brothers

Set in deepest darkest East Anglia, the gene pool is depleted once again in this rip roaring musical about a game all the family can play
 

FlagWagger

GCM
Book Reviewer
Les Miserables

Now set in today's UK society - it tells the story of "middle England" - disenfranchised by the Scots, unemployed as a result of mass uncontrolled immigration, and overtaxed in the name of prudence.

South Pacific

Tells the story of a group of English ex-pats as they flee the home of their birth (see Les Mis) and try and build a new life in the Antipodes.
 

Scouse_Scribes

Lantern Swinger
Starlight Express renamed San-gat Express

Tells the story of the French Governments attempt to get revenge on Britain for showing them up as Cheese Eating Surrender Monkeys by operating a refugee request stop at the channel tunnel entrance
 

Scouse_Scribes

Lantern Swinger
Fiddler on the Roof is now Fiddler on the Hoof

The story of a manchestoh benefit fraudster who actually gets his dream job on the side as a jockey, eventually winning the Grand National, ony to be arrested as he steps of the Weighing scales by a DHSS hit team
 

Scouse_Scribes

Lantern Swinger
Joseph and his technicolour reamout

Its Saturday evening in the stokers mess and its Josephs turn in the barrel. Little does he know that there is a bunch of stokers crosspolling from several middle eastern and african navies. Life could get messy for our hero
 
Evita now renamed "Evict'er"

The story of a ordinary chavette that sleeps her way from a council estate all the way to the bed of a high ranking Military officer who will rule his country. (now who said Mrs Parker-Bowles?)
 
South Pacific

A load of women at a CND "bender" camp outside Newbury have a sing song. It attracts the attention of the bikers camping next door and they decide to have a sing song. Then they all have a sing song, start sha**ing for peace and embarrass the rabbits on Watership Down.

PS

Bugger! already been done.
 

Scouse_Scribes

Lantern Swinger
Saturday Night Heaver

Our hero goes out on the lash and dons the thickest pair of beer goggles ever. When he realises what he's trapped can he save the content of his stomach
 

slim

War Hero
Chitty Chitty Bang Bang
Now renamed Shitty Kitty Gang Bang
Kitty goes out on the town in Walford, only to discover that the local boys are not easilly pleased.
 
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