Well it's about time that the musicals were brought up to date. For starters here are the first three makeovers. Please add the rest: The Musicals brought up to date. West Side Story. Renamed Moss side story. Tells the story of a scouse chav and a nice middle class girl. Chav knocks her up and gets her a council flat. Puts her on the game and lives off her earnings. Eventually meets gullible punter who rescues her. Guys and Dolls Renamed Guys and Guys Set in Bangkok where a naive Brummie meets a beautiful girl. Unknown to him she is actually a katoy. Falls in love and pays for katoys operation only to find that he preferred her as he was. The King and I Renamed The King and I About a King who has a pretty wife but would prefer to be a tampax.