Rejected by Mills & Boon

#4
Jimmy_Green said:
Any Pictures? Back of the bollocks shots, cream pies etc?
Ah........a connoisseur, good suggestion,but may I also suggest that 10 or 12 inches of black ramrod inserted into a shite locker is also very photogenic. :twisted: :D
 
#5
Billy, I find it somewhat disturbing that you are actually looking at sites like this 8O , although having said that I recall some submariners whos' kit owed more to Victorias Secret than to slops.
 
#6
Jack77 said:
Billy, I find it somewhat disturbing that you are actually looking at sites like this 8O , although having said that I recall some submariners whos' kit owed more to Victorias Secret than to slops.
The author of said novel just might be having a laugh. If you can imagine
tracing the male heroes blood-line back to the days of slavery....and he
had some Great-Great-Great Grand Daddy who had been given the same
name, and that person worked in the cotton fields, and he was the most
useless cotton picker in the slave gang - the white overseer might have
said:
"You boy! - you're a waste of space! Can't even pick cotton properly.....
what are you boy eh???"

(To which the slave would reply):

"ISAAC HUNT BOSS!! SHO' NUFF....ISAAC HUNT!!...YASSUH BOSS!!"

********************************************************
(Now you go in the back garden and SHOUT that last line out loud)
 
#7
Jack77 said:
Billy, I find it somewhat disturbing that you are actually looking at sites like this 8O , although having said that I recall some submariners whos' kit owed more to Victorias Secret than to slops.

There's more shaggin in a M&B nowerdays than an AFO :lol:
So no supprise that a matelot found out and got into em. :D

Billy nice to see the Fanny detection systems are all functioning correctly. :wink:
 
#8
Rumrat said:
Jack77 said:
Billy, I find it somewhat disturbing that you are actually looking at sites like this 8O , although having said that I recall some submariners whos' kit owed more to Victorias Secret than to slops.

There's more shaggin in a M&B nowerdays than an AFO :lol:
So no supprise that a matelot found out and got into em. :D

Billy nice to see the Fanny detection systems are all functioning correctly. :wink:
Contact this Company in Hull. Ask them if they've got any good ones.
That should confuse the shite out of them. If they only knew...........

AFOS Ltd
Kingston House. Saxon Way
Priory Park West. Hessle
Hull
HU13 9PB (Road Map)
Humberside

Tel: 01482 372 100
Fax: 01482 372 150
 
#9
BillyNoMates said:
Rumrat said:
Jack77 said:
Billy, I find it somewhat disturbing that you are actually looking at sites like this 8O , although having said that I recall some submariners whos' kit owed more to Victorias Secret than to slops.

There's more shaggin in a M&B nowerdays than an AFO :lol:
So no supprise that a matelot found out and got into em. :D

Billy nice to see the Fanny detection systems are all functioning correctly. :wink:
Contact this Company in Hull. Ask them if they've got any good ones.
That should confuse the shite out of them. If they only knew...........

AFOS Ltd
Kingston House. Saxon Way
Priory Park West. Hessle
Hull
HU13 9PB (Road Map)
Humberside

Tel: 01482 372 100
Fax: 01482 372 150
I think I once posted on RR that thereason I left the andrew as a three badge killick was that I was easily led into shite.
Billy, now your doing it again, and I probabely will phone. 8O :D
 
#10
That makes two Three Badge Leaders of men then. The promotion
ladder was at the end of the tunnel, but I was usually too wellied
to get to the end of that tunnel and always fell off the ladder when I
occasionally got there.

If this author completed the first "draft" of this best-seller, using
Microsoft Word 2003, the application probably helped her with the
sex scenes. Dirty Word! Naughty Word!

http://www.theinquirer.net/inquirer/news/1022324/word-2003-gets-back-doors-kicked-in

Exerpt from a list of calls to a North Carolina Police Department:

• On Oct. 29, Angela Robinson, 35, reported two teenagers, ages 17 and 18, took property from her vehicle.

• On Oct. 29, officers questioned two teens, ages 16 and 17, at an unspecified location about carrying a schedule II controlled substance.

• On Oct. 29, Navonia Dixon, 75, reported someone threw a brick through one of her windows and stole a TV.

• On Oct. 29, Tracy Bennett, 39, reported a 19-year-old male kicked her back doors in.
 
#11
BillyNoMates said:
Jack77 said:
Billy, I find it somewhat disturbing that you are actually looking at sites like this 8O , although having said that I recall some submariners whos' kit owed more to Victorias Secret than to slops.
The author of said novel just might be having a laugh. If you can imagine
tracing the male heroes blood-line back to the days of slavery....and he
had some Great-Great-Great Grand Daddy who had been given the same
name, and that person worked in the cotton fields, and he was the most
useless cotton picker in the slave gang - the white overseer might have
said:
"You boy! - you're a waste of space! Can't even pick cotton properly.....
what are you boy eh???"

(To which the slave would reply):

"ISAAC HUNT BOSS!! SHO' NUFF....ISAAC HUNT!!...YASSUH BOSS!!"

********************************************************
(Now you go in the back garden and SHOUT that last line out loud)
I sees it now Massa! Ise been a dumb nigger fo sho! :oops:
 

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