Who is our major benefactor these days? Perhaps we need to adopt tunes to reflect the ethos of the corporations keeping the Navy Afloat. We have the River Class OPVs which while painted grey and flying the White Ensign don't actually belong to Pusser, then we have HMS Collingrad & Sultan, the home of the Railtrack College by kind permission of the owner Flagship Training (oh and a few matelots too). Can I therefore suggest that "Road to Nowhere" would be an appropriate tune to be played?
I should have thought the Blue Peter theme tune would be about right. Good for PR. Blue Peter badges handed out. John Noakes wrapped in a White Ensign could appear out of the artificial fog and as a treat attempt some daring feat - there was only one he ever failed at to my recollection - shinning up a mast somewhere at the G-Place... so, er, he probably won't want anything to do with the RN again, then! :lol:
And shinning up the mast to the button too! I might need to experiment with crossing from the other side of the road to the right side, to and fro, just to see what it's like, out of curiousity, for Judd on the button!