Reflections

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  1. · If you're too open minded, your brains will fall out.

    · Age is a very high price to pay for maturity.

    · Before you criticize someone, walk a mile in his shoes. That
    way, if he gets angry, he'll be a mile away - and barefoot.

    · Going to church doesn't make you a Christian any more than
    going to a garage makes you a mechanic.

    · Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity.

    · A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory.

    · A closed mouth gathers no feet.

    · If you must choose between two evils, pick the one you've never
    tried before.

    · My idea of housework is to sweep the room with a glance.

    · I have found at my age going bra-less pulls all the wrinkles
    out of my face.

    · If you look like your passport picture, you probably need the
    trip.

    · Always yield to temptation, because it may not pass your way
    again.

    · Bills travel through the postal system at twice the speed of cheques.

    · A conscience is what hurts when all your other parts feel so
    good.

    · Eat well, stay fit, die anyway.

    · Men are from earth. Women are from earth. Deal with it.

    · No husband has ever been shot while doing the dishes.
     

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