Red Dot

Scrumpy

Lantern Swinger
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For centuries, Hindu women have worn a dot on their foreheads.
Most of us have naively thought this was connected with marriage or religion, but the Indian Embassy in London, has recently revealed the true story.

When a Hindu woman gets married, she brings a dowry into the union.
On her wedding night, the husband scratches off the dot to see whether he has won a taxi cab, a convenience store, a petrol station, a donut shop or a souvenir shop in Bradford.
If nothing is there, he must take a job in India answering telephones and giving technical advice to BT,Dell and AOL computer customers.
 
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Scrumpy said:
For centuries, Hindu women have worn a dot on their foreheads.
Most of us have naively thought this was connected with marriage or religion, but the Indian Embassy in London, has recently revealed the true story.

When a Hindu woman gets married, she brings a dowry into the union.
On her wedding night, the husband scratches off the dot to see whether he has won a taxi cab, a convenience store, a petrol station, a donut shop or a souvenir shop in Bradford.
If nothing is there, he must take a job in India answering telephones and giving technical advice to BT,Dell and AOL computer customers.
LOL my street needs a good shop i tell ye. :cheers:
 
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