Reasons to have sex

We've had excuses for not having sex,how about reasons for having sex?

Heres a couple to start us off:

Your sister wont be back for hours.

I wont tell your boyfriend.

Of course I love you!
Guten Morgen Meine Herren,

Bitte?, Vot iz zis zing you Englanders 'ave wiz ze Nummer 6 ?



I'll get me hat & coat ..... :oops:
idea pinched from Excuses for not having sex

I've hurt my wrist and need to empty it somewhere

I can't be botherd having a wank


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