Reasons to have sex

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  1. We've had excuses for not having sex,how about reasons for having sex?

    Heres a couple to start us off:

    Your sister wont be back for hours.

    I wont tell your boyfriend.

    Of course I love you!
  2. sgtpepperband

    sgtpepperband War Hero Moderator Book Reviewer

    "Because Jesus told us to go forth and multiply..."
  3. Because it's three o'clock in the morning and I'm awake ;)
  4. Guten Morgen Meine Herren,

    Bitte?, Vot iz zis zing you Englanders 'ave wiz ze Nummer 6 ?



    I'll get me hat & coat ..... :oops:
  5. sgtpepperband

    sgtpepperband War Hero Moderator Book Reviewer

    "Look Jenny, if you do it I'll sign off your Task Books..." :oops:

  6. Get back in the cellar now Heinz! :thumright:
  7. It's my birthday.

    It's your birthday.
  9. Because this knife is very sharp...
  10. Either that or I just toss it all over you.
  11. The TV is broken
  12. Do you have any English in you?

    would you like some!!
  13. It counts as your daily exercise.
  14. idea pinched from Excuses for not having sex

    I've hurt my wrist and need to empty it somewhere

    I can't be botherd having a wank

  15. Because i have a spare bag of flour and i want to find the wet bit :dwarf: :dwarf:
  16. The infections cleared up now.
  17. Cos I'm going to tell all your mates that we did it anyway
  18. It's a cheap night in (unless your married then it's the most expensive form of prostitution).
  19. We're married for gawd's sake.
  20. Because your moist & damp mmmm :thumright:

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