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Real dumb fcuk jobs

Is it just me or do other people see Tony B'liar being appointed a "peace envoy" to the middleeast as a bit of a sick joke? It got me thinking though whilst indulging in this mornings ablutions, what other people out there could I match up to totally offensive jobs, here's a few:

Harold Shipman......Health secretary.

Ian Huntley....Child welfare secretary

Martin Mcguinness....education minister...woops..

King Knut....flood defence minister

Adolf Hitler.....immigration secretary

Nick leasom (?)....chancellor

Jonah.....1st Sea Lord

There must be more.........
 
How about John Prescott as Deputy PM - now that really would be stupid! :giggle:

Oh.

Hang on a minute . . . . .
 

HookieBuntz

Lantern Swinger
I hear that the new Home Secretary, Jackie Smith, has already put in a new law.

It is now an offence to leave the toilet seat up :lol:
 
Overseas investment expansion. Ghenghis Khan

Minister for food and drink George Best Sorry George just fun :thumright:

Meat production and immigration control. Sweeney Todd
 
 

angry_mac

War Hero
Secretary of State for Defense - Neville Chamberlain
Health Secretary - Bernard Matthews
Minister of Equality and Diversity - Bernard Manning
 
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