Real dumb fcuk jobs

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  1. wet_blobby

    wet_blobby War Hero Moderator

    Is it just me or do other people see Tony B'liar being appointed a "peace envoy" to the middleeast as a bit of a sick joke? It got me thinking though whilst indulging in this mornings ablutions, what other people out there could I match up to totally offensive jobs, here's a few:

    Harold Shipman......Health secretary.

    Ian Huntley....Child welfare secretary

    Martin Mcguinness....education minister...woops..

    King Knut....flood defence minister

    Adolf Hitler.....immigration secretary

    Nick leasom (?)....chancellor

    Jonah.....1st Sea Lord

    There must be more.........
     
  2. Blobbs I particularly like your choice for Immigration, Job Done!
     
  3. v, funny what about:

    Micheal Jackson - Child minder?
     
  4. Michael Barrymore-Pool Attendant/Lifegaurd
     
  5. How about John Prescott as Deputy PM - now that really would be stupid! :giggle:

    Oh.

    Hang on a minute . . . . .
     
  6. George W. Bush: Professor of Ethics and Government Responsibility
     
  7. wet_blobby

    wet_blobby War Hero Moderator

    overseas development minister......Gengis Khan

    prisons minister...charles mason (?)
     
  8. Minister for Equality & Diversity - Alf Garnett
     
  9. mussolini - sec of state for defence
     
  10. silverfox

    silverfox War Hero Moderator Book Reviewer

    Defence - General Sir Antony Cecil Hogmany Melchitt
     
  11. wet_blobby

    wet_blobby War Hero Moderator

    Minister for Rural Development......Stalin
     
  12. Immigration Minister - Enoch Powell
     
  13. Minister for Culture Johnny Rotten
    Sexual health Minister Paris Hilton
     
  14. Minister of Health Dr Mengele.
    Minister Of Education Jade Goody
     
  15. Drug Czar - Pete Doherty
    Home Secretary - Jeffrey Archer
     
  16. Diplomatic Corps - Prince Philip
     
  17. I hear that the new Home Secretary, Jackie Smith, has already put in a new law.

    It is now an offence to leave the toilet seat up :lol:
     
  18. Overseas investment expansion. Ghenghis Khan

    Minister for food and drink George Best Sorry George just fun :thumright:

    Meat production and immigration control. Sweeney Todd
     
  19. Secretary of State for Defense - Neville Chamberlain
    Health Secretary - Bernard Matthews
    Minister of Equality and Diversity - Bernard Manning
     

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